Westin
@westinmathews.bsky.social
Maybe the real e.g. Artists, dog-lovers, and avid readers were the friends we made along the way…
Bro… what made this messaging app bot feel the need to burn me so hard with their spam text?
Judgment Day is finally here, and the machines have picked snarkiness as their weapon of choice.
Judgment Day is finally here, and the machines have picked snarkiness as their weapon of choice.
September 17, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Bro… what made this messaging app bot feel the need to burn me so hard with their spam text?
Judgment Day is finally here, and the machines have picked snarkiness as their weapon of choice.
Judgment Day is finally here, and the machines have picked snarkiness as their weapon of choice.
Me to my cat: “Okay fine. You win. I’ll watch the Twisted Metal show….”
August 28, 2023 at 10:23 AM
Me to my cat: “Okay fine. You win. I’ll watch the Twisted Metal show….”
“Legend tells of a grown-ass man, 34, hair the color of ashen firewood, hands stained purple from a LTO Mountain Dew slushee accident… Ol’ Grimace Hands they called him.
They say he tried washing it off in an HEB bathroom… No such luck…”
They say he tried washing it off in an HEB bathroom… No such luck…”
August 22, 2023 at 5:09 AM
“Legend tells of a grown-ass man, 34, hair the color of ashen firewood, hands stained purple from a LTO Mountain Dew slushee accident… Ol’ Grimace Hands they called him.
They say he tried washing it off in an HEB bathroom… No such luck…”
They say he tried washing it off in an HEB bathroom… No such luck…”
OPEN WIIIIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!
August 20, 2023 at 3:31 PM
OPEN WIIIIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!
Of all the post-grunge bands that made it onto rock radio, it’s kinda weird that “Local H” didn’t ever really pop off as more than a one hit wonder…
Feeling compelled to give ‘em a genuine listen tonight while I’m out driving around.
Feeling compelled to give ‘em a genuine listen tonight while I’m out driving around.
August 20, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Of all the post-grunge bands that made it onto rock radio, it’s kinda weird that “Local H” didn’t ever really pop off as more than a one hit wonder…
Feeling compelled to give ‘em a genuine listen tonight while I’m out driving around.
Feeling compelled to give ‘em a genuine listen tonight while I’m out driving around.