@ticketmaster.com Your app is broken I try to sign on and I get rapidly switching screens saying log in to see your event log in then logging in, to see your events log in, logging in and so on.

Use some of the obscene service fees you charge to fix your app

Andor is the Star Warsiest Star Wars since Star Wars

What is the "war on woke"? It's a war on kindness, a war on accepting this different from yourself, a war on educating yourself.

So pick your side.

The choice is simple, kiss the ring of a corrupt leader of a rapidly economy at the expense of your own sovereignty for short term security. Or start putting your foot forward into the next economy. The United States is a spent force, what we're watching now are it death throes.

I'm going to miss David Lynch. Very few film makers approached their craft as an art first.

Getting a haircut this morning, I'm the only customer in the shop.

A woman in her mid sixties flings open the door, some sort of device plays Whitney Houston singing "I will always love you".

She shouts into the store, "today is my birthday"!

When did Threads become such a spammy mess?

Me:(misreads sign) that's so stupid, how can a bus be articulate?

Bus: Sir I beseech you, before you judge me on the quality and skill of my vocabulary, engage me in a casual conversation.

Me: Jesus Christ.