You didn’t need to tell us the year. The plot description would have done that work for you.

This might undersell how dumb it is

Stone Age: We made this thing extinct one at a time by inventing a better way to throw darts.

Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.

Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao

Print off a bunch of pictures of friends and vacations (throw in prints or postcards if you have those), grab a bunch of different colored cheap frames from ikea or target, and throw up a portrait wall. Spacing doesn’t matter. The chaotic nature is the point.

Domi hesitation stopped the Domi-Laughton connection

Narrator: It was, in fact, a drill

Woke is about to drop Magnum

The way that certain people and podcasts have decided that those teams and front offices were simply bad and ill-conceived, when in reality you’re right that they were just inconsistent and never had things break their way in May, baffles me.

The Chargers experience in a nutshell

As a lifelong hater of the Dodgers (former Angels fan who converted to the Pads in the 90s), they’re just annoying and I don’t want good things for them. They’re not the Problem with baseball, they’re just capitalizing off the problem and being very annoying about it

Nothing about how Berube wants the Leafs to play seems to complement to the players he actually has