wessie
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i've been tuber pilled. i'm in my potato era
The internet has too many edgelords and not enough Christ Our Lord 🙏
December 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The internet has too many edgelords and not enough Christ Our Lord 🙏
Poll:
Do you suck on a candy cane until it comes to a vicious point?
Yes
No
Do you suck on a candy cane until it comes to a vicious point?
Yes
No
December 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Poll:
Do you suck on a candy cane until it comes to a vicious point?
Yes
No
Do you suck on a candy cane until it comes to a vicious point?
Yes
No
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this video has become very important to me
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
this video has become very important to me
Seems like people have a pretty diverse set of opinions on what songs belong on a "Christmas music that doesn't actually suck" playlist
December 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Seems like people have a pretty diverse set of opinions on what songs belong on a "Christmas music that doesn't actually suck" playlist
Pickle Powder at McD's
Sonic Pickle Meal
Pickle Lemonade
Pickle Doritos
Pickle Sunflower Seeds
etc etc
This feels like a psyop. What is Big Pickle up to?
Sonic Pickle Meal
Pickle Lemonade
Pickle Doritos
Pickle Sunflower Seeds
etc etc
This feels like a psyop. What is Big Pickle up to?
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Pickle Powder at McD's
Sonic Pickle Meal
Pickle Lemonade
Pickle Doritos
Pickle Sunflower Seeds
etc etc
This feels like a psyop. What is Big Pickle up to?
Sonic Pickle Meal
Pickle Lemonade
Pickle Doritos
Pickle Sunflower Seeds
etc etc
This feels like a psyop. What is Big Pickle up to?
But, Great Clown Pagliacci...the doctor, Acula, is a woman!
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
But, Great Clown Pagliacci...the doctor, Acula, is a woman!
It's been a while since I've watched "Christmas Vacation" so I don't remember, did it always have this (Australian?) lady do a big monologue at the beginning? Why is this in here, no one wants an oral history
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It's been a while since I've watched "Christmas Vacation" so I don't remember, did it always have this (Australian?) lady do a big monologue at the beginning? Why is this in here, no one wants an oral history
Sub-Zero is less punishing in Europe
December 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Sub-Zero is less punishing in Europe
Obama Michael Jackson Simpson's: "uhh look. Let me be clear. uhhh, Lisa... It's your birthday. So, uhh... Happy Birthday Lisa"
December 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Obama Michael Jackson Simpson's: "uhh look. Let me be clear. uhhh, Lisa... It's your birthday. So, uhh... Happy Birthday Lisa"
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This is amusing to me, more than concerning for future archaeologists. Pretty sure that future excavators will get that this is a fusion of reception of Ancient Greek sculpture + Spongebob lore. Way better than Hitler’s attempt to reuse the Discobolus... timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trend...
Meme artist sinks $25,000 handsome Squidward statue into the sea to mess with future archaeologists | - The Times of India
Trending News: A Seattle meme artist, Sunday Nobody, sinks a $25,000 Handsome Squidward statue into the Mediterranean Sea to prank future archaeologists, merging internet culture with art and stirring...
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is amusing to me, more than concerning for future archaeologists. Pretty sure that future excavators will get that this is a fusion of reception of Ancient Greek sculpture + Spongebob lore. Way better than Hitler’s attempt to reuse the Discobolus... timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trend...
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Shrooms 2 just dropped
Experts Explore New Mushroom Which Causes Fairytale-Like Hallucinations
Between traditional folklore and modern biology, the wild forest floor and the sterile scientific laboratory, lies the story of the lilliputian mushroom.
nhmu.utah.edu
December 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Shrooms 2 just dropped
Like Chipotle, but for pot pies. And I guess you gotta wait around for like an hour while they bake it to order.
December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Like Chipotle, but for pot pies. And I guess you gotta wait around for like an hour while they bake it to order.
Is there a term for when you just wanna play some video games but there's a system update and 3 different 30GB game update that's downloading and then install and a restart and
December 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Is there a term for when you just wanna play some video games but there's a system update and 3 different 30GB game update that's downloading and then install and a restart and
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Popeye: (opening a wrapped can of spinach for Christmas) Ug ug ug just whats me wanted
Me: yeah, I asked around and that’s supposedly the best one
Me: yeah, I asked around and that’s supposedly the best one
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Popeye: (opening a wrapped can of spinach for Christmas) Ug ug ug just whats me wanted
Me: yeah, I asked around and that’s supposedly the best one
Me: yeah, I asked around and that’s supposedly the best one
Television as heat source
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Television as heat source
Buzzfeed style quiz: Santa or Jesus?
December 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Buzzfeed style quiz: Santa or Jesus?
Working on trying to think of a joke about "unc" that uses a punchline involving "homunculus" 🤔
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Working on trying to think of a joke about "unc" that uses a punchline involving "homunculus" 🤔
A frozen chicken breast the size of a junior football that cooks down to the size of a misshapen racquetball. That's value baby!
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A frozen chicken breast the size of a junior football that cooks down to the size of a misshapen racquetball. That's value baby!
STAY TUNED AFTER THE SHOW FOR A LOOK BEHIND THE SCENES!
No thanks
LISTEN TO THE EXCLUSIVE PODCAST FOR A DEEP DIVE ON THE EPISODE!
Nah
No thanks
LISTEN TO THE EXCLUSIVE PODCAST FOR A DEEP DIVE ON THE EPISODE!
Nah
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
STAY TUNED AFTER THE SHOW FOR A LOOK BEHIND THE SCENES!
No thanks
LISTEN TO THE EXCLUSIVE PODCAST FOR A DEEP DIVE ON THE EPISODE!
Nah
No thanks
LISTEN TO THE EXCLUSIVE PODCAST FOR A DEEP DIVE ON THE EPISODE!
Nah
I know it's tough for landscapers to keep working this time of year, but this guy has been blowing the same leaf back and forth for like 4 straight hours
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I know it's tough for landscapers to keep working this time of year, but this guy has been blowing the same leaf back and forth for like 4 straight hours
What's the point of not showing recent searches if Google's just gonna show nearly identical searches anyways?
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
What's the point of not showing recent searches if Google's just gonna show nearly identical searches anyways?
Watching the new cheesy Christmas movie with the one Sister Sister but not the other Sister Sister. You don't know which one I'm talking about because they're EACH IN SEPARATE NEW CHRISTMAS MOVIES WITHOUT THE OTHER SISTER!! IS THIS EVEN LEGAL??!
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Watching the new cheesy Christmas movie with the one Sister Sister but not the other Sister Sister. You don't know which one I'm talking about because they're EACH IN SEPARATE NEW CHRISTMAS MOVIES WITHOUT THE OTHER SISTER!! IS THIS EVEN LEGAL??!
would love a nap right now but i have to go to the post office life's so hard!!! 😩
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
would love a nap right now but i have to go to the post office life's so hard!!! 😩
I know it's so TJ Maxx Wine Mom, but it really is a great ethos: "Live, Laugh, Love"
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I know it's so TJ Maxx Wine Mom, but it really is a great ethos: "Live, Laugh, Love"