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Wes! 🌈
@wessasaurusrex.gay
He/Him - Houston based gaymer, pasta enjoyer, step-🐱dad, and sleepy 🐻

NSFW 18+only

Talk at me about video games (esp FFXIV), boys with bellies (partnered/open here), or just memes & dreams

https://linktr.ee/wessasaurusrex
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Just pinning this since the last one I did was a while back 😅

Howdy! I post mainly shitposts, cat pictures, and naked pictures. (Please don't follow me if you're under 18)

I label everything with ass or peen, if your moderation settings are on hide/warn you should be good if you don't want to see!
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November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I really wish Traitors would cast more than a single drag queen just to offset the housewives / survivor / BB cliques that naturally form (and to fight the bias, but different skeet)

But I'm absolutely on the edge of my seat to see Monet - traitor or faithful it's gonna be TV 😂
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Reposted by Wes! 🌈
Haven’t seen any templates, so here’s what I sent my democratic senators (who voted no to reopening the government), urging them to remove @chuckschumer.com as Minority Leader. (Can copy text from alt caption) www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’m that level of manic where I just need one or more men to lay down on me.

Not even sexually just like a fleshy weighted blanket.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Look ma, no tit sweat!
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Because I have to shit sandwich and my meds are HITTING today - if you’re in a district where your Dem representative caved, I hope you’re giving them hell.

Like if you were gonna just roll over and get nothing then what was this all for? I could respect standing your ground when they wouldn’t
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
As a southerner from a family of northerners I’m absolutely apeshit happy for sub 70F Texas weather 🥲🌈

I ran a whole morning of errands and only have the faintest hint of tit sweat I’m so joyous I could cum 😫
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is the tackiest thing I've ever fucking seen, like holy hell.

Like it's another thing to be embarrassed of but I guess just throw it on the pile of other things we're embarrassed of.
oh..oh no. Oh NO
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Did women ruin the workplace
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
LOVE being in TX and having "freedom" in my electricity providers.

"Freedom" in this instance means the freedom to be charged more randomly because random ass TDU charge spikes 😒

Not to mention world class reliability whenever the weather is too hot or too cold.
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Her life is so hard 😭
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If the Christians are right (heaven forbid) and I ever meet a designer of sorts, the first question is why, but the second is about the peel on garlic - because why we gotta struggle like this 😭
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I much prefer being back on the Apretude shots (slut responsibly, y'all) but holy hell do I hate about day 10 after the injection when it feels like there's a throbbing boulder under my skin.

Pray (or whatever your equivalent is) for my right asscheek 😭
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
THE part of cat ownership is beginning to enter a room only to be greeted by a loud thud followed by the most pathetic "I've done nothing wrong ever in my life" meow. 😒
October 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I know hitachi sells more than that but every time I see it on a repair truck I’m just like “there goes a brave dildo repair person 🥲”
October 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
With that grip you know I thought that was a pallet of fleshlights at first and like damn they really do sell everything
October 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
October 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
PSA if you aren’t watching like I wasn’t, mega shards cap at 999 and (I didn’t see any at least) there isn’t an obvious “you can’t carry more of these”

Not like I probably lost untold numbers after I could spend them 🥲
October 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
One of the biggest takeaways from Z-A so far for me is that Gen 1 gaslit us into thinking Spearow was the problem bird.

(back at level 16 me I was in shambles from being bombarded by multiple level 25+ bastard cousins of this fucker while roof exploring)
October 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Reposted by Wes! 🌈
don’t give the engagement MAGA is looking for. block the propaganda accounts of the regime. bsky mass blocks can be misleading because you gotta “subscribe” to the list to block them.

this may sound odd but the only way for bsky to be success as a project is for people to believe it doesn’t matter.
October 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
When I said all the comfort things are being taken away I didn't have Saudi Arabia and a Jared Kushner firm buying EA on my bingo card.

I'm a longtime EA hater here but The Sims has gotten me through some real brain off hour wasting moments.
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I don't support the hate chicken shop, but holy hell would I be an absolute menace for the day it would take me to get fired
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Just spent a solid minute in my doctors office bathroom today floored they had left and right tampons now, that’s right pussy, babe
October 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Me, talking to my doctor: “so yeah I’ve been absolute dog shit mentally this week and just can’t pin down why.”

Them: “So remember last time we talked you said you wanted to stop your antidepressants?”

60 seconds of uninterrupted silence:
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in the grass looking at something .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in the grass looking at something .
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I should NOT be allowed to have a credit card smh

www.walmart.com/ip/Pen-Gear-...
Robot or human?
www.walmart.com
October 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM