ETTD?

Isn’t this more about third base?

Great editorial choice—the old photo of Dimitri’s drew me right in. Had my first plate of bluefish there, Mediterranean-style. Delightful. And reasonable!

Just keep going.

Brooklyn, NJ is better known as Maplewood.

Schwarber has that modest Midwestern vibe and delivers. Turner turned his Philly experience around. Casty struggles and pouts, but also says things straight and shows up to play. Love the cheers for Stubbs who plays in that liminal space between MiLB and MLB.

As a Phillies fan with an understanding of how the team is viewed outside of the Delaware Valley, I appreciate how high they are on your list.

Don't dance around it, don't make jokes about it, don't hedge as if it's merely suggestive of the possibility or we need more evidence to confirm.

This is a literal signed confession that the president is a pedophile. He is guilty of that most monstrous of crimes. Say it plainly and directly.

Welcome to the Ford!

This earworm I heard at my son’s baseball game just wouldn’t work any other way.

Think it helps that the song came out when we were ~8-years-old, is supremely catchy, and that video—the banana hammocks (not Elton’s, thank sweet Jeebus) and Elton’s amazing collection of eyewear.

Lots of ill-advised podcasts can be quickly forgotten if he shines in this moment.

I hope this is Cuomo’s John Kerry moment, after Kerry tried ordering a cheesesteak with Swiss.

Where does one find a flail in the Untitled Goose Game?

God, what a cunt.

The one time I can endorse Swat-on-Ford violence.

Those are fightin’ words.

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