From The Secret Diary of Peter North aged 13 3/4.

Conference Creative Director: Alan Partridge.

Probably less anxious than I feel right now. Ignorance is bliss, right?

He's only played a handful of test matches outside Australia. He deserves to keep his place for the Sri Lanka tour but it wouldn't surprise me if Hazelwood gets the nod if he's fit by then. The selectors seem very reluctant to drop players so when Marsh was finally cut, I was quite surprised.

I enjoyed S1 but was also appalled in equal measure and relieved to reach the final episode. So when at the end Gi-hun decided he was going back I recall shouting at the telly 'OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!' I don't think I'll be going back for the second series.

I guessing she meant to say predator but let out a brain fart instead. I’d be amazed if she isn’t mortified.

Enjoyed the piece on the Syrian refugee but the segment at the end had me scratching my head. The way you two were talking it was like Labour have only 6 months left before the next election. Why the panic?

Booty on the C64. It wasn't amazingly brilliant but not bad for a £2.50 budget game.

They say the things (some) people want to hear. Truth doesn’t come in to it. Helps that that they haven’t been in power so don’t have to own the failure of Brexit. Of course if Farage & co had been in charge of EU negotiations, the UK would be basking in those sunlit uplands that were promised.

Good to hear plenty of push back from Emily during the interview with Chi Onwurah. Very different to last week’s interview with Steve Hilton who was allowed to spout conspiracy theory as fact.

A cursory look at a few of his posts and it’s clear he’s not here for ‘debate and discussion’.

Won’t Bone Spurs just blame the Deep State as usual and MAGAs will greedily lap it up? Anything but blame the man in charge.