werkstatte
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werkstatte
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In short, life goes on, and life is known to be very difficult and very complicated, and as we say in Vienna, many roads lead to the Central Cemetery.
Saw a fantastic Yasmin Williams set at Hardly Strictly a few years ago. Glad to see her stand up for what's right.
Imagine one of those campus interruptions that the right denounced as an assault on free speech, only the president of the university personally set aside some seats so activists could heckle a conservative speaker.

Also Yasmin Williams is a phenomenal talent and you should go see her live.
Log Cabin Republicans Disrupted Yasmin Williams’s Kennedy Center Performance - Washingtonian
Staffers say center president Ric Grenell's office set aside passes for the group, which booed and heckled the musician.
www.washingtonian.com
September 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Turned away once again from the DMV for insufficient proof of address. How many days in a down must I put on mascara.
September 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Here, now, are two great whales, laying their heads together; let us join them
August 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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new bloops on the hotline

no human interaction I promise

(419) 452-4857
July 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
clam roll
July 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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there is no earthly way of finding out precisely what the whale really looks like
June 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Italian subs are very important to me.
June 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
June 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Dunno, haven't tried it
June 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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I remember the first albatross I ever saw.
June 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Fuck ICE
June 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I've interviewed many WIC eligible and enrolled parents and the program is already barely worth it for a lot of people. It's challenging to shop for WIC items and the appointments can be a burden. The fruit and veggie budget is a highlight. This will result in people dropping out and getting $0.
🗣️President Trump’s proposed FY26 budget would roll back WIC's fruit and vegetable benefits to pre-2021 levels, before USDA’s science-based increase.

Breastfeeding moms would drop from $54 → $13
Young kids: $27 → $10

These cuts jeopardize early nutrition. Read the full NWA statement:
National WIC Association Condemns Trump’s Proposed Cuts to WIC’s Fruit and Vegetable Benefits
By cutting WIC’s Cash Value Benefits (CVB) for fruits and vegetables by two-thirds and reducing overall program funding, the proposal directly removes healthy food from the hands of low-income moms an...
www.nwica.org
May 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Ataulfo mango, my best friend.
May 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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but man, in the ideal, is so noble and so sparkling, such a grand and glowing creature
April 16, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Stop trying to put chicken on pizza.
April 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Prediction: the uncanny sheen and omnipresent golden light of AI images will cause human photographers and graphic artists to navigate towards the intentionally ugly
April 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I think buying a Polish butter mold might solve most of my problems.
April 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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spiritually feasting upon some unearthly reminiscence
April 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
In these uncertain times, I'm so glad that my husband and I have made careers in academia and government, two stable institutions that we can count on!
March 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I'm back home and I overheard a man at the bank explain he was financially secure with the example that he can buy all the maple syrup he wants.
March 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Distract yourself from societal crises with personal crises <-> Distract yourself from personal crises with societal crises

Achieve perfect equanimity through my multicrisis system.
March 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Pretty much
One thing everyone should understand is that DOGE has created the least efficient conditions for government I've ever seen.
*The working conditions are chaotic.
*No clear sense of who works there.
*Routine processes have been stopped.
*No planning can take place.
*People are incredibly demoralized.
“Nobody feels like their job is safe. Everyone is on edge,” said Kim Hasenkrug, an NIH scientist emeritus… “Even the top people can’t keep track because they’re hiring and firing so much. Direct supervisors of those who were terminated didn’t even know that it was happening.”
March 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Georgian Cheese Boat Changed My Life
March 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM