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werfma.bsky.social
@werfma.bsky.social
My pronouns are That cunt/This cunt
I did not see 'walk' the first time I read that.
a man in a white shirt is sitting on a boat in the water .
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November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Got stung with this shit again. Another day started with rage.
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
F**k the Polish by NWA? *Nazis With Attitude
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Impressive but can he do it on a cold, rainy night in Stokelahoma?
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'll second Celtic Exchange and @huddlebreakdown.bsky.social too
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
There was a lad in the next village who was rumoured to have done a similar trick with butter. Hope you're well Mark Cambridge 👍
November 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Spread-sheets in the streets,
Spread-cheeks in the sheets.
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Hearing rumours he's got to work a week's notice at B&Q before he can start.
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Was halfway through when the 20MT patreon popped up otherwise I'd probably have been off to bed oblivious.

Has anyone checked Davey isn't still sat out in the taxi?
October 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Going 3-0 down, leaving on 70mins then getting to the exit 2 hours later.
October 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Please God no!? You take slices out of the packet in pairs and each pair becomes a sandwich.
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The Harvey Price "What a day" GIF ain't touching this
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October 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Jar Jar Sphincts
October 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Once overheard a colleague taking an email address over the phone ask "how do you spell hyphen?"
October 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Winter came for Ned Quark
October 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Captain Corelli's Bollocks
October 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Legend had it a bell sounded in the bar of my old local whenever somebody bought rubbers out of the gents.
July 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM