Spooky Scary
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Spooky Scary
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Screaming into the void for catharsis
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I’ll never understand dudes who want a passive home maker. My wife makes more than me and bought me ice cream.
Concentration camp guards were usually piss drunk during duty, I would not be surprised that a vast majority are high at work to cope.
“Everyone just f*****g hates me here… People are after me here in Los Angeles.”

we hate you everywhere else too
Border Patrol agent who went viral over arrest video died of overdose, lawyer says
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I blame Martin Luther for all this mess. People should have never been able to read the Bible and make their own interpretations.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hitler and Cheney in Hell
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November 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The Government is basically run by City Councilman Jam. HHS is cheering on sugary drinks.
October 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Fate of Ophelia is Cringe, like a teenagers poetry during their first love. The reason it’s also a banger, everyone’s been there.
October 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Being alternative is DEI for men.
October 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Wonder what happened to Roman Emperors that didn’t pay the legions? Is it usually very good for the Emperor?
October 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Best and I mean absolute best moment in Red Dead Redemption is burning the Klan alive.
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

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Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
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October 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“I’m having a hard time understanding why people don’t like genocide”
U.S.-based TikTokers show overwhelming support for Palestinians, according to the nonpartisan Cybersecurity for Democracy.

It found that for every pro-Israel post that appeared on TikTok in September, there were roughly 17 posts supporting Palestinians.
TikTok posts on Israel-Gaza war are overwhelmingly pro-Palestinian
A new report finds 17 pro-Palestinian posts for every pro-Israeli one, but they tend to get the same amount of traction online.
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October 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I’m definitely getting fired when Trump dies.
September 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Man the Ammo Counter gonna be wild this weekend.
September 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You can’t prank me with a matching shirt gag, my favorite thing in the world is wearing the same thing. By ancient Egyptian hight hierarchy I own you.
September 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Gay Men have the lowest Divorce rate because it’s guys being dudes forever, as nature intended.
September 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Any dude that complains that a vulva smells weird, has never smelt his dick after 4 hours post shower. Take finger wipe on thigh crease and decide if you smell bad great. I shower twice a day, and I’m thankful my wife gets near me.
August 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
DEI is out of control.
August 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
People who work in PACs are the worst. Bedbugs hopping convention to convention, $10000 dinner to $10000 dinner. They pretend it’s a job, like they actually do something. Less they Dissonance to much. The flea person gets a little succor, host gets another mouth. The modern day royal courtiers.
August 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
America can avoid civil war if the men just bark for it. Embrace the matriarchy.
August 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Campgrounds are amazing a random Labrador will come by for pets and food 70% of the time.
August 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Van Wilder and Mac just keep making me believe that the premier league is just a bunch of ninnies.
August 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I can’t watch Ne Zha 2, if he doesn’t accept that last hug from his mom, like in the trailer. Not in any way gonna watch him regret it. Hug yo Moms, while they can remember it. I’m glad my Moms last repeatable memory, is me telling her everything is okay and Bingo is fun.
August 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Buy new sheets, make bed real nice. Sleepy wife wont leave couch to enter bed.
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August 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The shows are massively over priced. Table minimums are $50. The food isn’t special. Hotel rooms + resort fee are $300 a night. Plane tickets are $600. Fuck off I can go the Caribbean for less.
“.. Only 3.1 million people visited Sin City in June, down 11.3% compared to last year ..” 👀

@nypost.com
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August 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You can’t spell Lesbian without AI.
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July 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
We’re days from these Gestapo thugs rolling up on an armed person and getting capped.
🚨NEW: When ICE raided a Californian farm yesterday, they snatched & disappeared a disabled US veteran who was in his car.

They smashed his window, peppered sprayed him & dragged him to the floor.

Listen to his wife & sister here, distraught. No-one will tell them where he is.

(🎥 ABC 7 News)
July 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A lot of MAGA believes that the country is just as lazy as it is. It’s why they’re so sure there are free loaders, they live near them. Deepest Red counties in KY have the highest rate of disability claims. If 10% of your county is disabled, I would say that’s fraudulent.
July 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM