Iconic

There’s a little family in the tree outside my window at work. I’ve named them Huey, Dewey, and Louie

Rupert is looking a bit bizarre with his back paw like that 👀

This seems right, and all of this is WRONG.

Let’s adopt the Mario Kart economic model

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

I don’t understand why these are such difficult concepts for millions of Americans

Half of the United States has been slowly and carefully inculcated by Fox News to believe that the other half of the country is their enemy and out to ruin their lives. Once this was established, it didn't take long for those viewers to value hurting these other Americans over helping themselves.

My husband bought this Lego set specifically to make the facehugger alternate build

🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal:

I think Weird Al missed a prime parody opportunity of changing Hanson’s MMMBop to Umlaut.

Happy Pi Day! We’re driving through Iowa and an interstate sign says “Pi is infinite. Life is not. Drive safely” 🥧

Unfortunately a very small subset of people that I know would get this joke, but I just love it SO MUCH!

Even when I was just 7, watching Beauty and the Beast in the theater, I understood what a primo deal the Beast was offering.

I tried using ChatGPT once to write a joke. As a midwesterner, I felt the need to apologize each time I asked it to try again.

11yo son: *flicks me on the arm*
Me: You mother flicker
11yo: At least you didn’t call me a son of a bitch
My punny heart was so proud 🤣