Mark Wentlandt
@wentlandt.bsky.social
Don't like oligarchs and psychopaths. Or Florida. You see where this is going.
This guy was arrested for strangling kittens. Same vibes. Same dead eyes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This guy was arrested for strangling kittens. Same vibes. Same dead eyes.
An 850 daily driver is a beautiful thing, assuming they haven't swapped the work of art under the hood. My neighbor's.
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
An 850 daily driver is a beautiful thing, assuming they haven't swapped the work of art under the hood. My neighbor's.
For just the right amount of kick, think Trump Wine.
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
For just the right amount of kick, think Trump Wine.
At least I'll be able to tell time in style as we ooze along this dumb timeline.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
At least I'll be able to tell time in style as we ooze along this dumb timeline.
I liked him better in Me, Myself, and Irenee
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I liked him better in Me, Myself, and Irenee
Was not immediately clear to me if Rex Tillerson was trying to negotiate with Elon Musk or Kim Jong Un.
I miss Rex Tillerson.
I miss Rex Tillerson.
October 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Was not immediately clear to me if Rex Tillerson was trying to negotiate with Elon Musk or Kim Jong Un.
I miss Rex Tillerson.
I miss Rex Tillerson.
I trust there's a plan to deploy the military to the dusty, Mad Max-Hellscape of violence and panic that is Lubbock.
September 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I trust there's a plan to deploy the military to the dusty, Mad Max-Hellscape of violence and panic that is Lubbock.
The cheeriest Emil Bove pic known.
September 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The cheeriest Emil Bove pic known.
In a world of Canada geese, be a duck.
September 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
In a world of Canada geese, be a duck.
If you're going to do a stupid truck mod, don't bury your fuel nozzle.
August 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If you're going to do a stupid truck mod, don't bury your fuel nozzle.
Emil Bove, upon hearing news of his confirmation by other soulless fucks.
July 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Emil Bove, upon hearing news of his confirmation by other soulless fucks.
Just Miles and Bill.
July 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Just Miles and Bill.
This guy. Call this guy.
June 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This guy. Call this guy.
There's still light among the darkness of stupidity out there. St Vincent at the Moody Amphitheatre.
April 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
There's still light among the darkness of stupidity out there. St Vincent at the Moody Amphitheatre.
The president of El Salvador, Fielding Mellish.
April 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The president of El Salvador, Fielding Mellish.
Figured I'd ride out the apocalyptic mushroom cloud thumbing through an autographed copy of Steadman's dog book.
April 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Figured I'd ride out the apocalyptic mushroom cloud thumbing through an autographed copy of Steadman's dog book.
"Dow soars" immediately followed by "stock futures plummet." Quite the difference a mere four hours made. These two articles appeared side-by-side. No editing. News is extraordinarily fucked up in the long shadow of these dumb days.
April 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"Dow soars" immediately followed by "stock futures plummet." Quite the difference a mere four hours made. These two articles appeared side-by-side. No editing. News is extraordinarily fucked up in the long shadow of these dumb days.
Every photo of gathering ghouls at MAL reminds me of Ralph Steadman's Lizard Lounge.
March 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Every photo of gathering ghouls at MAL reminds me of Ralph Steadman's Lizard Lounge.
Friendly reminder that Ted Cruz thinks Teslas are cool. Don't be Ted Cruz.
March 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Friendly reminder that Ted Cruz thinks Teslas are cool. Don't be Ted Cruz.
I guess this is where we're at.
February 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I guess this is where we're at.
We've seen this before.
February 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We've seen this before.