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Here to clown while she burns it all down🔥
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Roxie and Velma compete for fame and the attention. Both women are accused of murdering their husbands or lovers, and they use a media-obsessed legal system and to turn their crimes into celebrity headlines. They team up to perform together after their trials, capitalizing on their fame
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Roxie and Velma compete for fame and the attention. Both women are accused of murdering their husbands or lovers, and they use a media-obsessed legal system and to turn their crimes into celebrity headlines. They team up to perform together after their trials, capitalizing on their fame
I think it already did.
She murdered The Old Taylor to achieve fame when her reputation was in tatters after snakegate (similar to Roxie after the murder).
The Eras Tour and all of the PR fuckery have been the glitz and glam. The razzle dazzle.
“In Summation…AT THIS HEARING”
She murdered The Old Taylor to achieve fame when her reputation was in tatters after snakegate (similar to Roxie after the murder).
The Eras Tour and all of the PR fuckery have been the glitz and glam. The razzle dazzle.
“In Summation…AT THIS HEARING”
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think it already did.
She murdered The Old Taylor to achieve fame when her reputation was in tatters after snakegate (similar to Roxie after the murder).
The Eras Tour and all of the PR fuckery have been the glitz and glam. The razzle dazzle.
“In Summation…AT THIS HEARING”
She murdered The Old Taylor to achieve fame when her reputation was in tatters after snakegate (similar to Roxie after the murder).
The Eras Tour and all of the PR fuckery have been the glitz and glam. The razzle dazzle.
“In Summation…AT THIS HEARING”
“AND THAT’S SHOW BUSINESS”🗣️
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“AND THAT’S SHOW BUSINESS”🗣️
GUYYYYYS. Who has the image of Taylor from TLOAS photoshoot that mirrors this image of Renee Zellweger?
ROXIE HART. Chicago. It goes back to Chicago. Vigilante Shit. LWYMD.
Roxie Hart is a fame-hungry, narcissistic chorus girl who murders her lover and uses her trial to become a media sensation.
ROXIE HART. Chicago. It goes back to Chicago. Vigilante Shit. LWYMD.
Roxie Hart is a fame-hungry, narcissistic chorus girl who murders her lover and uses her trial to become a media sensation.
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
GUYYYYYS. Who has the image of Taylor from TLOAS photoshoot that mirrors this image of Renee Zellweger?
ROXIE HART. Chicago. It goes back to Chicago. Vigilante Shit. LWYMD.
Roxie Hart is a fame-hungry, narcissistic chorus girl who murders her lover and uses her trial to become a media sensation.
ROXIE HART. Chicago. It goes back to Chicago. Vigilante Shit. LWYMD.
Roxie Hart is a fame-hungry, narcissistic chorus girl who murders her lover and uses her trial to become a media sensation.
I feel a true spark of hope for the first time in 365 days ✨
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I feel a true spark of hope for the first time in 365 days ✨
Fuck yeah! Great work, friends 🌈
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Fuck yeah! Great work, friends 🌈
Happy Souplor Day, you wonderful people! 🍲✨
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Happy Souplor Day, you wonderful people! 🍲✨
With every day that passes, as the discourse ramps up & the lyrics from the past few albums settle into place…all of this is starting to feel very real.
We have been talking about her burning it all down for years now. Watching it happen feels scary, but I am so excited for her and whatever is next
We have been talking about her burning it all down for years now. Watching it happen feels scary, but I am so excited for her and whatever is next
October 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
With every day that passes, as the discourse ramps up & the lyrics from the past few albums settle into place…all of this is starting to feel very real.
We have been talking about her burning it all down for years now. Watching it happen feels scary, but I am so excited for her and whatever is next
We have been talking about her burning it all down for years now. Watching it happen feels scary, but I am so excited for her and whatever is next
Not the wand 🪄
October 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Not the wand 🪄
Shannon (the cut), who wrote the article about us last week, has felt compelled to make a video about us as well.
No thank you, Shannon. Go away.
No thank you, Shannon. Go away.
October 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Shannon (the cut), who wrote the article about us last week, has felt compelled to make a video about us as well.
No thank you, Shannon. Go away.
No thank you, Shannon. Go away.
Funnily enough, I started the book last night haha
October 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Funnily enough, I started the book last night haha
Tossing mine in for funsies since I missed the first go around:
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Tossing mine in for funsies since I missed the first go around:
I’m NOT saying the fact that the late Friday night show will lead into 10/11 is at all relevant but I AM saying that the late Friday night show leads into 10/11 & that’s just a very interesting thing to notice for no reason at all
Wondering if we will get a “bent the truth to far tonight” moment
Wondering if we will get a “bent the truth to far tonight” moment
October 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’m NOT saying the fact that the late Friday night show will lead into 10/11 is at all relevant but I AM saying that the late Friday night show leads into 10/11 & that’s just a very interesting thing to notice for no reason at all
Wondering if we will get a “bent the truth to far tonight” moment
Wondering if we will get a “bent the truth to far tonight” moment
I KNOW it’s not at all the same, but my immediate thought was this
October 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I KNOW it’s not at all the same, but my immediate thought was this
Not the ‘32’ shirt 👀
October 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Not the ‘32’ shirt 👀
Making a POINTED reference to the industry and other entertainment media (sports etc.) as “bread and circuses” by carrying around loaves of bread while simultaneously working to dismantle said circus is the most meta version of “inmates running the asylum” in history.
October 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Making a POINTED reference to the industry and other entertainment media (sports etc.) as “bread and circuses” by carrying around loaves of bread while simultaneously working to dismantle said circus is the most meta version of “inmates running the asylum” in history.
He WAS besties with my cat named Kitt, though.
October 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
He WAS besties with my cat named Kitt, though.
It’ll finally be real merch and everything will just be this because those are the aLbUm ThEmE cOlOrs 💀💀💀
October 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It’ll finally be real merch and everything will just be this because those are the aLbUm ThEmE cOlOrs 💀💀💀
I promise this will make sense after you watch it and you will “holy shirt balls” for like 8 years straight
October 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I promise this will make sense after you watch it and you will “holy shirt balls” for like 8 years straight