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Restraint lmao why
It's my Xmas tree
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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It's Jesus but exactly not
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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I will beat down bad news with a bat. One of those zombie killers with the nails. There are no losses today.
Maseda's Give Me the Bat Wendy, Shelley Duvall in the Shining
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Happy Christmalloween
It's a Christmas tree with a velvet tree skirt and a plastic severed hand
November 2, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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It's the lady from the Soundgarden "Black Hole Sun" video, chopping a fish, her face widens with a warped, freakish smile
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Where is he now 🤔
Paul D. Ryan - foxcorporation share.google/oFBBrqRjmfD1...
Fox - Paul Ryan - committees nominating and corporate governance (chair) and compensation
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Who remembers
Paul Ryan says he's been dreaming of Medicaid cuts since he was "drinking out of kegs."
October 31, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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PSYCHO KILLER QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST
October 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Of all the communications I've sent to my reps, the one demanding that Hakeem Jeffries move out the way for new leadership did not receive the lengthy pre-written response like all the others.
Re: CHANGE OF LEADERSHIP - Thank you for contacting me. I always appreciate hearing from the people of California about the issues that matter to you most. My office has received your letter, and we will review it and respond as quickly as we can. In the meantime, if you would like more information about my work in the Senate, please see my website or connect with me on Facebook or Twitter.
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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"It was asbestos of times, it was aworstos of time" over a picture of the white house getting destroyed.
October 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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This is the dumbest headline I've ever read in my entire life

Dumb, pig-eyed, loser of a president
Norway braced for blowback from Trump if he doesn't win the Peace Prize. Dude. Norway better not be a country full of spineless doucheweasels.
October 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Do we all have one episode we obsess over? For me, it's the one where they go in the sick kid's body. Come to think of it, any episode of anything where they go inside the body is my fav. Innerspace. Curious George did it once, too. Holy crap, I just remembered Slim Goodbody! #TrainOfThought
Slim Goodbody is a dude who wears a leotard that displays the human anatomy like a few organs, a lil sprig of circulatory system, and a dabble of musculoskeletal whatnot
October 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Man, if you're not already getting your spices from Penzeys, you really oughtta
A Penzeys ad saying "save our soldiers. There will be trials." and then an ad for spices
October 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Shot/chaser
Trump: "the past administration - - get did not treat you with respect..." / Adam Serwer: "firing the entire corps of engineers because they lack TV ready abs."
September 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Why do I keep being reminded of the art at Denver International Airport 🤔
Muralist Leo Tanguma's "Children of the World Dream of Peace," at Denver International Airport
September 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Smh. We are such an embarrassment.
The Ryder Cup hit boiling point on the second afternoon of the three-day event in New York as the US crowd embarrassed themselves with a barrage of personal, homophobic, sexist and xenophobic attacks against Rory McIlroy and other members of the European team.
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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🤔
"Police now say there were no bullet engravings with 'trans ideology' in Utah"
September 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Letter from Birmingham Jail (ext) By Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr., 16 April 1963 "First, I must confess that over the last few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I can't agree with your methods of direct action;" who paternalistically feels he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by the myth of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait until a "more convenient season." Shallow understanding from people of goodwill is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection."
September 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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It's a black cat with his claws out
September 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Marquis at cpac that says we are all domestic terrorists
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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See also
A Cat Who Wore a Pot on Her Head book cover with an illustration of a family of cats who wear clothes in front of a house, presumably theirs. There are also cats on the roof. One has a pot on her head.
July 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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No Roses for Harry by Gene Zion. The cover illustration is a cute dog with spots looking down curiously at his sweater that is covered in rose print.
July 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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This is the new "no way to prevent this" from the Onion
'No way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens
June 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The protest starts at 4 in Thousand Oaks, crowd already gathering at 1:20.
A protester waving two flags of Mexico while standing on the City of Thousand Oaks sign
June 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Orly
The Musk Foundation geographic focus is on California, Germany, Texas, the UK, and somehow Ukraine.
June 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM