Also @trixiemattel.bsky.social already works for you Netflix so I think you know what to do

Remember when we saw them at Elbo Room? And then they helped invent mumblecore?

HELLO HERE IS A LINK HELLO HERE IS A LINK HELLOHEREISALINK www.fadedpage.com/showbook.php...

Did I ever tell you that my great-grandfather wrote one of the first time loop stories? Here is a link to it! www.fadedpage.com/showbook.php... Happy Groundhog Day to those who celebrate EVERY DAY

okay you are now hired as showrunner for sure

The original Little House books were a response to the New Deal 1930s. A 1951 radio play of one of the books recast Pa as a brave, dutiful hero. The show was 70s social issues dressed up in old-timey clothes. Then in 2020, the books were emblematic of bread-baking pandemic lockdown survival.

Why, when we could have Andre 3000 as Dr. Tann

Like do we really need to see young Laura staring out at waving bluestem grass with her inarticulate feelings about settler colonialism YET AGAIN

For real though:
- just as the Bridgerton series keeps all the spicy stuff from the books, this could keep all the butter churning and cornbread-making
- but also the tradwife LHoP fanbase would be so trolled by this and stay the hell away
- enemies to lovers plot w/ Ma and Chief Soldat du Chene

For real though I keep going back and watching this video every three months even though it is VERY QUAINT (and also a bop) youtu.be/33W3kMS2vp0?...

Yes, and at school we watched the film of the doughnut machine story. The rest of the book probably hasn’t aged well, but DOUGHNUT MACHINE FOREVER