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A screenshot of Annie from the show Community stroking phallic shaped clay in pottery class. She plans to make a vase. In the foreground the clay is on a pottery wheel while Annie sits behind it, facing the camera. She’s wearing a pink or red blouse and a light colored apron with some sort of pattern (bad image quality). The backdrop is a wall with an illegible poster and two windows with Venetian blinds, slats adjusted to let light in. A table covered with disorganized papers (left) and a stool (right) are pushed up against the wall. Abed’s arm is visible on the right side of the screenshot (he’s sitting on Annie’s left).
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Can we have the sun back
My beautiful, perfect pit-mix, Magnolia, lounging on pillows on a full sized bed beneath a painting of flowers. She’s looking into the camera. A window with sheer curtains is behind her revealing a cloudy day. The window is framed by plants and a colorful blanket. (Almost identical description in second picture.) My beautiful, perfect pit-mix, Magnolia, lounging on pillows on a full sized bed beneath a painting of flowers. She’s gazing softly into the distance. A window with sheer curtains is behind her revealing a cloudy day. The window is framed by plants and a colorful blanket. My beautiful, perfect pit-mix, Magnolia, lounging on pillows on a full sized bed beneath a painting of flowers. There’s a tiny bouquet of dried flowers in a clear vase on the nightstand on the right.
May 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Check out my best girl
My tri-color pit mix, Magnolia, laying on a salmon colored blanket on my bed. In the background there’s a large sunny window and a wall showing part of a painting. Magnolia is dozing on the bed with her pink and brown spotted nose facing the camera. My tri-color pit mix, Magnolia, laying on a salmon colored blanket on my bed. In the background there’s a large sunny window and a wall showing part of a painting. Magnolia is dozing on the bed with sunbeams shining down on her. The light makes some of her fur appear to be golden in color.
April 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Banana baby
March 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Absolute perfection
My white and brown pit mix with her pink and brown mottled nose with her head resting on a multicolored floral pillow and her body stretched out on a pink couch. She is argued to be the source of all light in the world.
March 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Me at my flu shot appointment
A sign with an image of a syringe overlaid with the “no” or “do not” symbol (the red circle with a backslash through the middle 🚫). The sign reads “No sharps”
February 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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AI, thank you
A corgi-frenchie (?) puppy against a mustard yellow background facing away from the camera in a seated position and looking back at the camera over its shoulder. The puppy is wearing a red and white baseball shirt bearing a sketch of the iconic red McDonald’s French fries box, filled with fries, on the back of the shirt. On the floor on either side of the puppy are actual McDonald’s fries boxes with actual French fries scattered around. The inaccurate AI description of the image reads: “brown French bulldog wearing red and white Santa hat sitting on yellow pasta.”
February 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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“Sneaky dig” lol
HuffPost headline: Kendrick Lamar set the Super Bowl stage on fire — and this sneaky dig at a fellow celeb was the real mic drop.
February 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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hello good morning
My tricolor pit mix, Magnolia, and I standing on a colorful but mostly blue rug with a hamper full of dog toys and a window with plants lining the sill in the background. I’m bent over Mags and giving her side scratches while wearing a blue light skincare mask. I’m focused on Mags who is looking into the camera. My tricolor pit mix, Magnolia, and I standing on a colorful but mostly blue rug with a hamper full of dog toys and a window with plants lining the sill in the background. I’m bent over Mags and giving her side scratches while wearing a blue light skincare mask. Mags is looking up at me, her nose to my skincare mask, hoping for an opportunity to lick. My tricolor pit mix, Magnolia, and I standing on a colorful but mostly blue rug with a hamper full of dog toys and a window with plants lining the sill in the background. I’m bent over Mags and giving her side scratches while wearing a blue light skincare mask. In the previous pic Mags was looking up trying to lick my face, but in this pic she’s realized my skincare mask is in the way and she’s once again looking at the camera.
January 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I turned 40 the other day and was completely unprepared to deal with a sparkler in my dessert
Me, clearly distressed, with my hands in my hair at the sight of a tiny banana pudding with a sparkler in it. I’m sitting at a table with a few glasses on in a restaurant and wearing a yellow floral sweater with a pink fuzzy cardigan. I turned 40.
December 28, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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here’s the anticipated new united healthcare CEO andrew witty.

his email address is andrew.witty@uhg.com and he made $23.5 million dollars in 2023
new united healthcare CEO andrew witty. his email address is andrew.witty@uhg.com and he made $23.5 million dollars in 2023
December 4, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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so as not to leave anyone out,
Dr. Mark Levy, President & CEO of Anthem Blue Cross and Blue Shield HP Kim Keck, President and CEO of Blue Cross Blue Shield Association
December 4, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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anthem ceo gail boudraux lives in lake forest, illinois btw
photos of anthem ceo gail boudreaux anthem ceo gail boudreaux made $21,889,039 in 2023
December 4, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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i swear these just showed up on my screen
Photos of Gail K. Boudreaux, the CEO of Anthem Blue Cross. How much Gail K. Boudreaux, the CEO of Anthem Blue Cross, makes annually: $21,889,039.
December 4, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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Idk if I’m fitting in at work
A screenshot of my Microsoft Teams chat: Colleague 1 (alien emoji): Whoa [posts link to article about UnitedHealthcare CEO being shot and killed] Me: thoughts and prayers Colleague 2 (robot emoji): Wow what the heck Me: we should start a gofundme to pay for his funeral expenses Colleague 2 (robot emoji): Not to change the subject, but does [chat cuts off]
December 4, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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When Mags wants my partner to finish brushing his teeth and get back into bed
My white and gray pit mix, Magnolia. She has a brown and pink nose, is wearing a pink and white striped shirt, and is covered in an orange blanket. Her brown eyes are big and soft and gentle. She looks like a perfect angel as she implores my partner to come back to bed with her sweet face.
November 25, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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I GOT A HAIR CUT
Pic of me wearing a green sweatshirt showing off my new haircut: a chin length bob with bangs. On the left side of the pic my window is open with plants in colorful containers lining the windowsill and over my shoulder on the right side is a table against a wall with a painting on it. I bought the painting because I thought it was of a quartered peanut butter and jelly sandwich but apparently that’s not true and the artist refused to tell me what it actually is. I will go to my grave not knowing. Alas,
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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My daughter, the scholar
My white and brown pit mix, Magnolia, laying on a rug with her brown toy fruit basket hanging from her head. In her paws she’s holding a blue and orange rubber stick
October 12, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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Like, super extremely exhausted
A sign I taped to the bedroom door that reads: “NO!!! NO!! LEAVE ME ALONE. NO DOGS. ABSOLUTELY NOT. LEAVE ME ALONE” (I’m cowering inside the bedroom)
October 10, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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Tfw you’ll riot before you send out another test email but also u don’t want people responding to you outside of their normal working hours
A screenshot of an email I sent to colleagues regarding a press statement we’re sending out. The email I sent reads, “Hyphen has been added but I’ll riot before I send out another test email.” Part of my signature reads, “Please only respond to my emails during your normal working hours.” (I’ve already sent out like eight test emails this morning. That’s quite enough, thank you.)
September 30, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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my daughter
My pit mix, Magnolia, licking her paw while chillaxing on a pink couch. In the background my arrowhead plant appears to be on its last legs (sad face) My pit mix, Magnolia, staring into the camera while chillaxing on a pink couch. In the background my arrowhead plant appears to be on its last legs. Maybe I’ll water it
September 24, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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Look
Angel (David Boreanaz) in his crate at the bottom of the sea
September 12, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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Park time!
My pit mix, Magnolia, running toward me in a grassy field My pit mix, Magnolia, laying on the grass and enjoying the smell of a BBQ upwind of us My pit mix, Magnolia, laying in the grass and looking into the distance at a pair of dogs My pit mix, Magnolia, laying in the grass and smelling more BBQ. She’s also like “hey, it rocks just to chill in the grass sometimes” and I’m like “I agree with you”
August 7, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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My pit mix, Magnolia, laying on her back on a pink couch while she activates Silly Goose Mode My pit mix, Magnolia, resting her head on my legs while I took a sick day My pit mix, Magnolia, taking inventory of her toy box. Various plush toys and a couple chew toys are scattered around her. She’s half laying on her cooling mat which she’s pretty convinced is powered actual witchcraft. Her opinion on witchcraft is not yet fully formed My pit mix, Magnolia, sitting on a rug and wearing a blue t-shirt with palm trees. Her sweet face captures an expression of true innocence. I would die for her I stg
August 7, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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Here’s recent pics of my dog. I swear on my life I don’t know why the background was removed from these but the most likely answer is that I accidentally took two xans back to back and thought it was funny
My gray, brown, and white pit mix, Magnolia, nibbling on her large plush ChuckIt! ball. The ball is a fairly recent addition to her toy box and is thus currently in heavy rotation My gray, brown, and white pit mix, Magnolia, nosing her large plush ChuckIt! ball. My gray, brown, and white pit mix, Magnolia, biting her large plush ChuckIt! ball. Magnolia looking like a beautiful beached seal with the purest soul
August 7, 2024 at 8:11 PM