Wendy 💦🥩
@wendilmcmills.bsky.social
ITYSL super fan. Complete weirdo 🦂. Love Sci Fi, X-Files, Battlestar Galactica, Music, not writing bios, etc—
Scorpio ☀️, Aquarius 🌕, Virgo ⬆️
—ICE is domestic terrorism—
Scorpio ☀️, Aquarius 🌕, Virgo ⬆️
—ICE is domestic terrorism—
We’re just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the BODIES fly out…
October 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We’re just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the BODIES fly out…
Storm made it out fine after her biopsies/anesthesia and is now recuperating in some sort of blanket cave? Whatever works. Just waiting on the results… 🤞
October 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Storm made it out fine after her biopsies/anesthesia and is now recuperating in some sort of blanket cave? Whatever works. Just waiting on the results… 🤞
Good morning, I’m here to warn you of the dangers that can happen when switching to Decaf…
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Good morning, I’m here to warn you of the dangers that can happen when switching to Decaf…
How all of civilization looks like to me when Summer simply WILL NOT FUCKING END. #Soundgarden #BlackHoleSun #FuckingOctober …
October 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
How all of civilization looks like to me when Summer simply WILL NOT FUCKING END. #Soundgarden #BlackHoleSun #FuckingOctober …
Can anyone help me with Storm’s expenses this week? She’s in poor health and going to a Specialist to be put under anesthesia on Wednesday but it’s gonna cost about $2,700. I need to figure out what’s wrong with her I just don’t make a lot. I only have Venmo— @wendy_lynne — even a re-skeet helps! ❤️
October 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Can anyone help me with Storm’s expenses this week? She’s in poor health and going to a Specialist to be put under anesthesia on Wednesday but it’s gonna cost about $2,700. I need to figure out what’s wrong with her I just don’t make a lot. I only have Venmo— @wendy_lynne — even a re-skeet helps! ❤️
‘Tis the Season! 🎃🎄
October 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
‘Tis the Season! 🎃🎄
This was me in Houston a decade ago and I’d love to do this dark hair again if I didn’t get those gold roots that made me look like a clown 😂
September 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This was me in Houston a decade ago and I’d love to do this dark hair again if I didn’t get those gold roots that made me look like a clown 😂
Resident Evil…(Two!!) 😂
September 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Resident Evil…(Two!!) 😂
Sing it, Layne…
~AhhhhHhhhhhHHHH‼️
~AhhhhHhhhhhHHHH‼️
September 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sing it, Layne…
~AhhhhHhhhhhHHHH‼️
~AhhhhHhhhhhHHHH‼️
I can see it now…
September 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I can see it now…
@juicieca.bsky.social —How to make an otherwise healthy salad demonstrably unhealthy by adding chopped up hot dogs—my version of a Hot Dog Bowl
September 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
@juicieca.bsky.social —How to make an otherwise healthy salad demonstrably unhealthy by adding chopped up hot dogs—my version of a Hot Dog Bowl
This is how I’m feeling this morning #ITYSL #PhoneAddiction
September 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This is how I’m feeling this morning #ITYSL #PhoneAddiction
My cat thinks there’s an insect in my apartment but it’s just a light ball chain stringing against a lamp post and she looks so disappointed
September 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My cat thinks there’s an insect in my apartment but it’s just a light ball chain stringing against a lamp post and she looks so disappointed
Literally my entire personality…#HurricaneNeddy
August 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Literally my entire personality…#HurricaneNeddy
This guy’s trying to start a Poland Springs chain
August 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This guy’s trying to start a Poland Springs chain
Let’s see you at 21
August 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Let’s see you at 21
Detroiters on a Sunday night, hot dog bowls on a Monday. @juicieca.bsky.social #Detroiters
August 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Detroiters on a Sunday night, hot dog bowls on a Monday. @juicieca.bsky.social #Detroiters
Unhappy Father’s Day
August 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Unhappy Father’s Day
That looks like a pair of jeans, a plus sign, and a chicken? 🤔
August 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
That looks like a pair of jeans, a plus sign, and a chicken? 🤔
You know what can get past a big beautiful wall is a big beautiful ladder
August 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You know what can get past a big beautiful wall is a big beautiful ladder
I’m on the Intervention spoof episode of South Park…I don’t know what it is about that second line that makes me laugh so hard every time 😂
August 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’m on the Intervention spoof episode of South Park…I don’t know what it is about that second line that makes me laugh so hard every time 😂
There was a raid in my town and a couple kids were trying to run, stole a car, crashed into a telephone pole, and ran. Like what the fuck are they even doing. ICE is so evil…
August 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
There was a raid in my town and a couple kids were trying to run, stole a car, crashed into a telephone pole, and ran. Like what the fuck are they even doing. ICE is so evil…