I dare! Why do you choose to live in Dundalk? Louth's a kip.

But no, it's all a bit bullshitty at the moment, isn't it?

"For so many years, people have been saying that Elvis and I look alike"

Actual words of the baboon running the show over there.

Too fast! 1rpm is preferable for contact. Those records are probably too close together to benefit from ultrasound. A lower power source to slow the rotation and some spacers will help.

You're still giving them a good wash though.

That was cuddly Mao Zedong. I'm sure you're aware of his greatest hits.

Nice to see god has time for important things like Roblox. Kind of makes you forgive him for the constant slaughter and oppression, the wretched cunt.

I feel awful for laughing at that.

You're going to be ok. Not in an hour, not tomorrow, but eventually. Promise.

When you're an old man you'll either sit on it or push it off and sit down. You'll be thought of as a prick, might even get a bit of verbal, but you won't care. Age is awful, but it has its small compensations.

I didn't know there were 75 sex moves, much less that I crave them.

FYI- he's a lieutenant, tactical officer on The Dauntless.

Yes, I'm fun at parties. Or I would be if I were invited to them.

But surely if lots of people do a little bit, a few people won't have to do a lot and that's obviously fairer.

I really think this is the reasoning.

I think probably, of that very small part of the world that knows you exist, more of it loves you than doesn't. Which is better than nothing.

We share a birthday :)

Yes, I went and bought a steel straw to experiment with :)

Oil! If you coat your straw in oil it won't fizz because the nucleation sites will be filled. Just a rub from a slightly (vegetable) oily bit of kitchen paper, and a few drops blown hard through the straw will do it. You use so little that you can't taste the oil.

That fucking guy.