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❤️🩹 Operating Room RN 📟
💥Moooom of a Human🌪️
👰🏽♀️Married Filing Jointly🤵🏼♂️
🐈Keeper of Two Cats 🐈⬛
🪐Science Fiction Enthusiast🚀
🧚🏽♂️Fan of Fantastical Fiction🧝🏾♀️
💥Moooom of a Human🌪️
👰🏽♀️Married Filing Jointly🤵🏼♂️
🐈Keeper of Two Cats 🐈⬛
🪐Science Fiction Enthusiast🚀
🧚🏽♂️Fan of Fantastical Fiction🧝🏾♀️
What does it say about a cat when said cat refuses to eat said crunchies, being given within that very hour, but the crunchies are now deemed too disgustingly old to crunch, by the same cat now meowing like some distraught starved Dicken’s character?
May 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
What does it say about a cat when said cat refuses to eat said crunchies, being given within that very hour, but the crunchies are now deemed too disgustingly old to crunch, by the same cat now meowing like some distraught starved Dicken’s character?
After I found an alternative to Buc-ee balls, I’m actually pretty good, BUT I will accept it on the pro side for Texas
April 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
After I found an alternative to Buc-ee balls, I’m actually pretty good, BUT I will accept it on the pro side for Texas
The best grocery chain store in the US. It’s the only reason (minus breakfast tacos) for Texas to exist, cause everything else there is ick
April 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The best grocery chain store in the US. It’s the only reason (minus breakfast tacos) for Texas to exist, cause everything else there is ick
May I also mention it says ‘cop’ in helicopter too #doublenahhh
April 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
May I also mention it says ‘cop’ in helicopter too #doublenahhh
LenTITcular cloud formations, it’s science
April 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
LenTITcular cloud formations, it’s science
Ya fucked up, tubes foreverrrrrr jk
That’s wrong, I’m wrong
Nobody quote me saying tubes foreverrrrr. I never said it
That’s wrong, I’m wrong
Nobody quote me saying tubes foreverrrrr. I never said it
April 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Ya fucked up, tubes foreverrrrrr jk
That’s wrong, I’m wrong
Nobody quote me saying tubes foreverrrrr. I never said it
That’s wrong, I’m wrong
Nobody quote me saying tubes foreverrrrr. I never said it
This is why I like my patients intubated and asleep, with drapes over them. Actually there’s a bit before where I get to say ‘oooohhh I love your nail color!’ and then they go to sleep and I get to yell ‘ARE YOU WARM ENOUGH?!’ to see if they are really asleep, that part is cool, I like that part
April 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is why I like my patients intubated and asleep, with drapes over them. Actually there’s a bit before where I get to say ‘oooohhh I love your nail color!’ and then they go to sleep and I get to yell ‘ARE YOU WARM ENOUGH?!’ to see if they are really asleep, that part is cool, I like that part
‘Trump has the electrolytes the economy craves’ -Fox News
April 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
‘Trump has the electrolytes the economy craves’ -Fox News
Paul in Dune is so hard for me to get over. It’s like you might as well called him Bobby (Big Bud) Trevor Atreides JR
April 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Paul in Dune is so hard for me to get over. It’s like you might as well called him Bobby (Big Bud) Trevor Atreides JR
Men of a salt and pepper age should really be eating a low sodium diet. Especially if they are getting riled up by all these eating phallic foods while maintaining eye contact at the food court gals
April 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Men of a salt and pepper age should really be eating a low sodium diet. Especially if they are getting riled up by all these eating phallic foods while maintaining eye contact at the food court gals
What the actual fuck
April 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What the actual fuck
What about those airport and/or waiting room nail clippers?
April 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What about those airport and/or waiting room nail clippers?
It’s bad enough you gotta hide the booze before he comes over…
April 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It’s bad enough you gotta hide the booze before he comes over…
Have you read Gideon the Ninth? I have suggested it a bunch lately so if it’s literally the thing that I followed you to tell you about 3 hours ago and I forgot, sowwwwwy
March 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Have you read Gideon the Ninth? I have suggested it a bunch lately so if it’s literally the thing that I followed you to tell you about 3 hours ago and I forgot, sowwwwwy
He’d still say dumb stuff like ‘these ashes love me, they said they can’t get enough, thousands of these ashes said thank for making America great again, every ash is saying it…’
March 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
He’d still say dumb stuff like ‘these ashes love me, they said they can’t get enough, thousands of these ashes said thank for making America great again, every ash is saying it…’
I read the term ‘tortidude’, in reference to torties, the other day and it made my life richer knowing that descriptor exists in the world
March 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I read the term ‘tortidude’, in reference to torties, the other day and it made my life richer knowing that descriptor exists in the world
Arizona lost out on about $500 million dollars of potential revenue because the state refused to honor MLK Jr Day, the NFL objected, threatened to move the 1993 Super Bowl from Tempe, when Arizona refused the referendum… They moved the Super Bowl to Pasadena. Did I mention this WAS IN THE 90’S?!?!
March 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Arizona lost out on about $500 million dollars of potential revenue because the state refused to honor MLK Jr Day, the NFL objected, threatened to move the 1993 Super Bowl from Tempe, when Arizona refused the referendum… They moved the Super Bowl to Pasadena. Did I mention this WAS IN THE 90’S?!?!
Update: through pattern observation/recognition I have sadly learned he only does it when he is watching videos with balloons, round objects or big eggs being smashed by sledge hammers (ex: egg surprise, egg surprise video) I have been humbled
March 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Update: through pattern observation/recognition I have sadly learned he only does it when he is watching videos with balloons, round objects or big eggs being smashed by sledge hammers (ex: egg surprise, egg surprise video) I have been humbled
Right?! I loved it
March 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Right?! I loved it
You manifested that sweet ass suit, I’m glad to have lurked around for the journey. ~whispers~*manifest, manifest, now manifest a sweet ass vest! Denim vest, denim vest!*
March 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You manifested that sweet ass suit, I’m glad to have lurked around for the journey. ~whispers~*manifest, manifest, now manifest a sweet ass vest! Denim vest, denim vest!*
Where’s my gawt dang senior citizen discount I wanna inner-yeet some pancakes. I’m old and bold and you can’t spell partayyyy without AARP
March 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Where’s my gawt dang senior citizen discount I wanna inner-yeet some pancakes. I’m old and bold and you can’t spell partayyyy without AARP