The Real and True Jay
@welcometojay.bsky.social
Too many OCs, not enough brain cells. Amateur writer, amateur artist, professional dummy, 25, black
go to @jayguy.itch.io if you want my SFW art
go to @jayguy.itch.io if you want my SFW art
more blathers, this time too busy 🤓☝️-ing to notice that he sat on a nook
#owl #tanuki #sizedifference #unaware #sitting #squishing
#owl #tanuki #sizedifference #unaware #sitting #squishing
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
more blathers, this time too busy 🤓☝️-ing to notice that he sat on a nook
#owl #tanuki #sizedifference #unaware #sitting #squishing
#owl #tanuki #sizedifference #unaware #sitting #squishing
i think i am finally Finally done with hades 2
ive been playing it nonstop for the past month but ive now done pretty much everything i wanted to do (cleared all the testaments, unveiled all 3 statues, maxed out almost every bond) i think i can finally play another game now
also, tier list!
ive been playing it nonstop for the past month but ive now done pretty much everything i wanted to do (cleared all the testaments, unveiled all 3 statues, maxed out almost every bond) i think i can finally play another game now
also, tier list!
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i think i am finally Finally done with hades 2
ive been playing it nonstop for the past month but ive now done pretty much everything i wanted to do (cleared all the testaments, unveiled all 3 statues, maxed out almost every bond) i think i can finally play another game now
also, tier list!
ive been playing it nonstop for the past month but ive now done pretty much everything i wanted to do (cleared all the testaments, unveiled all 3 statues, maxed out almost every bond) i think i can finally play another game now
also, tier list!
yeah the battle chariot is pretty good!
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
yeah the battle chariot is pretty good!
drops this onto your face
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
drops this onto your face
CW: micro, sweat
ended up making a sorta sequel to this
idk when Equis learned how to shrink people, but he is Not using it responsibly
ended up making a sorta sequel to this
idk when Equis learned how to shrink people, but he is Not using it responsibly
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
CW: micro, sweat
ended up making a sorta sequel to this
idk when Equis learned how to shrink people, but he is Not using it responsibly
ended up making a sorta sequel to this
idk when Equis learned how to shrink people, but he is Not using it responsibly
thinking about koopa pits today…
you wouldn’t believe how quickly KJ goes through sweat rags, or workout partners as he calls them
(banger art by @/pozolebun.bsky.social)
you wouldn’t believe how quickly KJ goes through sweat rags, or workout partners as he calls them
(banger art by @/pozolebun.bsky.social)
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
thinking about koopa pits today…
you wouldn’t believe how quickly KJ goes through sweat rags, or workout partners as he calls them
(banger art by @/pozolebun.bsky.social)
you wouldn’t believe how quickly KJ goes through sweat rags, or workout partners as he calls them
(banger art by @/pozolebun.bsky.social)
aaand a bonus sweaty version, it’s like a damn sauna in there
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
aaand a bonus sweaty version, it’s like a damn sauna in there
pro-tip: you can use Equis’ soft, scaly chest as a bed, he will just be mad for a very very long time
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
pro-tip: you can use Equis’ soft, scaly chest as a bed, he will just be mad for a very very long time
this is the exact type of card that gets my neurons firing
i Will make a deck out of it and it Will suck ass
i Will make a deck out of it and it Will suck ass
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
this is the exact type of card that gets my neurons firing
i Will make a deck out of it and it Will suck ass
i Will make a deck out of it and it Will suck ass
now what is going on in there
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
now what is going on in there
obviously I had to dress up as the baddest witch of them all for halloween this year~
(thank you @/patrothestupid.bsky.social for making me look good in the hecate fit 💖)
(thank you @/patrothestupid.bsky.social for making me look good in the hecate fit 💖)
October 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
obviously I had to dress up as the baddest witch of them all for halloween this year~
(thank you @/patrothestupid.bsky.social for making me look good in the hecate fit 💖)
(thank you @/patrothestupid.bsky.social for making me look good in the hecate fit 💖)
look at this dork. the tanoop should be blushing and squirming like this at all times
(also his little ears awaaaa)
(also his little ears awaaaa)
October 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
look at this dork. the tanoop should be blushing and squirming like this at all times
(also his little ears awaaaa)
(also his little ears awaaaa)
just some normal bonding between two koopas, no bullying happening here…
(thank you @/yummyyummie.bsky.social for the great art!)
(thank you @/yummyyummie.bsky.social for the great art!)
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
just some normal bonding between two koopas, no bullying happening here…
(thank you @/yummyyummie.bsky.social for the great art!)
(thank you @/yummyyummie.bsky.social for the great art!)
CW: micro, musk, panda farts
getting escorted by the dragon warrior seems like an honor at first… until you hear his gut start to bubble
getting escorted by the dragon warrior seems like an honor at first… until you hear his gut start to bubble
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
CW: micro, musk, panda farts
getting escorted by the dragon warrior seems like an honor at first… until you hear his gut start to bubble
getting escorted by the dragon warrior seems like an honor at first… until you hear his gut start to bubble
the scrunkly 👇👇 the silly 👇👇
October 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
the scrunkly 👇👇 the silly 👇👇
CW: macro/micro, anthrp fume-shroom belly?
let the fume-shroom be, he’s sleepy!
let the fume-shroom be, he’s sleepy!
October 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
CW: macro/micro, anthrp fume-shroom belly?
let the fume-shroom be, he’s sleepy!
let the fume-shroom be, he’s sleepy!
there is a fungus among… our group
October 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
there is a fungus among… our group
my deepest darkest secret…
i like being called a good boy it makes me feel nice u/////u
(thank you for the art @nykteros.bsky.social !!!)
i like being called a good boy it makes me feel nice u/////u
(thank you for the art @nykteros.bsky.social !!!)
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
my deepest darkest secret…
i like being called a good boy it makes me feel nice u/////u
(thank you for the art @nykteros.bsky.social !!!)
i like being called a good boy it makes me feel nice u/////u
(thank you for the art @nykteros.bsky.social !!!)
notorious mega evolution hater gives his opinion on both new and old mega evolutions
(legends z-a spoilers ofc)
(legends z-a spoilers ofc)
October 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
notorious mega evolution hater gives his opinion on both new and old mega evolutions
(legends z-a spoilers ofc)
(legends z-a spoilers ofc)
CW: nasal vore, micro, snot
something i drew a while back when i was in a Mood
yoshi sniffs for fruit, ends up picking up a speck-sized nook instead
something i drew a while back when i was in a Mood
yoshi sniffs for fruit, ends up picking up a speck-sized nook instead
October 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
CW: nasal vore, micro, snot
something i drew a while back when i was in a Mood
yoshi sniffs for fruit, ends up picking up a speck-sized nook instead
something i drew a while back when i was in a Mood
yoshi sniffs for fruit, ends up picking up a speck-sized nook instead
pov: you’re all mine and we’re gonna have lots of fun together~
October 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
pov: you’re all mine and we’re gonna have lots of fun together~
OH and here’s them separately so you can see how it feels to have each of them stare at you, that’s right, YOU 🫵
October 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
OH and here’s them separately so you can see how it feels to have each of them stare at you, that’s right, YOU 🫵
lookin at all you tiny freaks
i wanted to do something with all the jay forms together, squeezed into one pic
i wanted to do something with all the jay forms together, squeezed into one pic
October 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
lookin at all you tiny freaks
i wanted to do something with all the jay forms together, squeezed into one pic
i wanted to do something with all the jay forms together, squeezed into one pic