"Why do we have to take drugs to talk to people but not to cats?"

Ugh! Note from Therapy Session:

"tastes are not feelings"

(Not the first time I had to write this down)

Never have we been more suspicious of each other than when one of us is out of town and a new episode of Severance drops....

"I'll try not to spill food on the bed again!"

A: "I started doing this chore before asking you how you wanted it done. So I am going to need you to be ok with that."
B: "Bu-"
A: "Or I can wake you up on your day off."
B: ::defeated look::

"Can we just pretend that we made plans tonight? We could invent a friend we are having dinner with so we can get out of plans without feeling bad?"