Picture me calling off on my first day at the new job to mourn and watch as much twin peaks as consecutively possible

I had a dream that I was leaving to go for a walk and there was a cow just standing on the sidewalk by my front door

One must imagine Sisyphus in the perfect headspace to memorize an extensive full bar list

I’m eating sour blueberries and studying an extensive full bar list

Just drove 7 hours for double thanksgiving and all I’ve been thinking is
Fast food veg burger
Sloppy impossible wh*pper
Meatless Wendy’s save me

Spooky

An hour ago I was eating a purple sweet potato and watching the last 15 minutes of The Wizard of Oz

I, like, haha, well, am tired

I swear to shake it up