We have mojitos in lemons, margaritas in limes, orange creamsicle in oranges, and sangria.
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
We have mojitos in lemons, margaritas in limes, orange creamsicle in oranges, and sangria.
We’re making fancy Jell-O shots!
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
We’re making fancy Jell-O shots!
Got my home office finally set up
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Got my home office finally set up
Heated desk footrest is clutch
November 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Heated desk footrest is clutch
“Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole.”
October 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole.”
“What if the kids are too afraid to get the candy?”
“Fuck them kids.”
“Fuck them kids.”
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“What if the kids are too afraid to get the candy?”
“Fuck them kids.”
“Fuck them kids.”
“Hooper drives the boat Chief.”
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“Hooper drives the boat Chief.”
Welcome to Amity Island!
October 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Welcome to Amity Island!
It’s PSL season baby!
September 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It’s PSL season baby!
IKEA order 316 says I just got a hot dog. Gimme a hell yeah!
September 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
IKEA order 316 says I just got a hot dog. Gimme a hell yeah!
You’re gonna need a bigger boat
September 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
You’re gonna need a bigger boat
The wife won’t let me where this sweatshirt today bc she says I’ll get beat up.
September 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The wife won’t let me where this sweatshirt today bc she says I’ll get beat up.
Garage sushi bc I’m classy
September 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Garage sushi bc I’m classy
Now to paint and add finishing touches
September 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Now to paint and add finishing touches