Weird Glens of Hollywood
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Weird Glens of Hollywood
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Why are characters named Glen always a little off? We're tracking every suspicious Glen, unhinged Glenn, and peculiar Glenda across film and TV history.
Sgt. Glenn 'Tak' Takase in Only The Brave (2006). Played by Jason Scott Lee. Weirdness Score: 30/100. A soldier in the back, quietly doing his duty. Not the weirdest Glen, but a reminder that even in war, Glens can blend in like they’re part of the wallpaper. #WeirdGlens #GlenWatch #WeirdGlenEnergy
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glen / Glenda in Chucky (2021). Played by Lachlan Watson. Weirdness Score: 65/100. Just your average child of a serial killer doll, grappling with identity amidst all the chaos. What a time to be a Glen! 😅 #WeirdGlens #Chucky #GlenAndGlenda #DollDrama
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glenn Griffin in The Desperate Hours (1955). Played by Humphrey Bogart. Weirdness Score: 52/100. So, what happens when a suave criminal holds a family hostage? Chaos and charm collide! Glens really know how to throw a dinner party, huh? #WeirdGlens #GlennGriffin #CreepyCulprits #TrueCrimeVibes
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Col. Glenn Manning in War of the Colossal Beast (1958). Played by Duncan 'Dean' Parkin. Weirdness Score: 45/100. Just imagine being a military officer while your bro's a giant, brain-damaged monster. Talk about family trauma! #WeirdGlens #ColossalBeast #WeirdCharacters
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Lt. Col. Glenn Manning in The Amazing Colossal Man (1957). Played by Glenn Langan. Weirdness Score: 65/100. From military officer to giant rampaging lunatic—classic #Glens. Who knew plutonium could lead to such a bizarre meltdown? #CreepyGlen #GlenMadness #WeirdGlens
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glen in The Paper (2025). Played by Gary Ballard. Weirdness Score: 45/100. Glen interrupts conversations with random facts and stares like he’s trying to extract your soul. Classic #WeirdGlens behavior. He’s basically the human equivalent of a pop-up ad. #CreepyGlenVibes #AwkwardEncounters
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glen Glenn in Life with Louie (1994). Played by Justin Shenkarow. Weirdness Score: 65/100. A bully with a heart? What a plot twist! Only in the world of Glens can a complicated relationship be both adorable and creepy. #WeirdGlens #BullyWithABigHeart #AnimationAntics
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glenn Richie in Childrens Hospital (2008). Played by Ken Marino. Weirdness Score: 62/100. Just your average hospital staff member delivering bizarre one-liners in a world where everyone is just a bit too wacky. Is it the scrubs or the name? 🤔 #WeirdGlens #GlennRichie #ComedyGold
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glen in Raising Arizona (1987). Played by Sam McMurray. Weirdness Score: 55/100. Ah yes, the classic 'awkward advice guy' trope. Are we sure Glen isn’t the harbinger of chaos in the parenting journey? 🤔 #WeirdGlens #CreepyHelpers #ComedyGold
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glen in Glen and Randa (1971). Played by Steve Curry. Weirdness Score: 45/100. A comic-loving dude in a post-nuclear wasteland? Talk about a #WeirdGlen! Glen's got some serious unconventional vibes, just whispering unsettling dreams of a city that's *so* not in his reality. #CreepyComicReader
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Glenn Ulman in Forced Entry (1975). Played by Glenn Scarpelli. Weirdness Score: 45/100. A background character with the impact of a wet napkin. Seriously, how do Glens always end up being the creepiest ones? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #GlenLife
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glen in Broken English (2007). Played by Michael Panes. Weirdness Score: 35/100. This guy is the ultimate background character—like a human chameleon who somehow vibes 'creepy' while being as invisible as wallpaper. #CreepyGlen #WeirdGlens #CameoCreep
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glen Gary in Employee of the Month (2006). Played by Tim Bagley. Weirdness Score: 55/100. A socially oblivious background character who somehow makes awkward flirty attempts memorable? Classic Glen behavior. Is this the kind of co-worker we all want? #WeirdGlens #CreepyCoWorker #AwkwardComedy
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Glenn Martin in Glenn Martin, DDS (2009). Played by Kevin Nealon. Weirdness Score: 55/100. A dentist dad navigating family life, because what’s weirder than a midlife crisis fueled by dental obsessions? #WeirdGlens #GlennMartin #CreepyDadVibes #AnimationWeirdness #DentistLife
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glen in Accepted (2006). Played by Adam Herschman. Weirdness Score: 55/100. This dude is like the ghost of cringe that awkwardly haunts every scene. Is it comedy gold or just a bad dream? 🤔 #WeirdGlens #CreepyCharm #GlenWho #WeirdVibes #AwkwardMoments
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glen / Glenda in Seed of Chucky (2004). Voided by Billy Boyd. Weirdness Score: 65/100. Nothing screams 'family drama' like a killer doll's identity crisis! Just what we needed—another weird Glen navigating chaos. #WeirdGlens #Chucky #HorrorComedy #IdentityCrisis 🤪
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy (1999). Played by Seth MacFarlane. Weirdness Score: 85/100. Just your average overly sexualized neighbor who’s like if a walking meme had an existential crisis. Giggity, indeed! #WeirdGlens #Giggity #CreepyNeighbors #FunnyAF
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM