I promise not all Americans are assholes!

We have bigger problems in America. 😒 Congrats, Canada, on winning at the game you invented! I’m glad it was McDavid!

Immigrants should learn to speak American. Deport Elon!

I don’t show my muffin top to just anyone

Oooh, let’s draw the nightshades

I’d pat that

America will adopt a new standard of measurement that makes Frump’s hands seem normal size.