Omega Ford Truther
weirdermageddon.bsky.social
Omega Ford Truther
@weirdermageddon.bsky.social
35, they/them it's about to get freaky up in here
Ebay is a gift. A terrifying, terrifying gift.
October 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Etsy is a place where I can make responsible purchases
October 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
A friend sent me this "draw as your fave" reference photo and now I'm screaming and scrambling to see who I can afford to pay to turn this into Ford.

...hairier and not skinny tho
October 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I am but a fool who jingles right over to the shop whenever @ragrfisk.bsky.social makes new Ford things
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Okay so like ten years ago, I was doing conventions with a friend that bought bulk stickers and resold them for like a buck a piece, in addition to doing henna and actual intricate paintings, and for all ages cons, I'd sort the stickers into all ages and teen and up. Look at this:
October 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Studio Bad Egg really dropped the trans flag Ford variant and thought we wouldn't notice huh
October 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
$350 for a busted Ford now I *know* y'all are joking with me.
October 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Is this not just Stanley Pines in the 80s
September 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
He is going to Publix. He has his bag ready.
August 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My emotional support Ford tits came in the mail yesterday, everyone clap for @ragrfiskxxx.bsky.social
August 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I will *never* get over this. Like I am *aware* that the Tower is supposed to be the portal, not Ford, but he's been haunting the narrative through the entire show up until this point, and then he actually returns, bringing chaos and upheaval in his wake.

My man is Tower-coded!!!
August 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Getting this and putting it on my water bottle so bitches know what the fuck I'm about
August 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Put it on Ford.
August 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The funny thing about having a collection is that this random key can sit in a box with dozens of other random keys I've found over the years, until one day I pull it out and am like "lmao, it's his chastity key" and now I've made myself a Ford Pines chastity themed keychain.
August 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is the funniest I've been all month
August 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Closeup on me being a menace to the Petco tag maker again
August 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I upgraded him 🥰
August 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My friend took me someplace special for my last night here. She thinks she's funny.

(she is)
August 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
He needs a book bag, you know, for his books.
August 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I hear it was just Ford dress up week on Twitter 👀
August 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
@ragrfiskxxx.bsky.social genuinely almost bought two Ford pins, too, but I decided that some other degenerate deserved a chance to Touch Boob.
August 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
My husband: isn't it a Chevy Nova?
Me: oh my god
August 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Put Ford in the harness my cat hates wearing. Only the best for my pathetic wet cat of a man.
August 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
These are the only doll clothes I own that fit his chunky ass
August 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Ford Pines
August 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM