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i hope we wind up on the same side in the water wars
I'm always drawn to the puffy beards grown in a desperate but ultimately futile attempt to hide their weak chins.
February 19, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I'm always drawn to the puffy beards grown in a desperate but ultimately futile attempt to hide their weak chins.
But, like, why bother barring him? Republicans don't have a problem with sexual assault. They think it's neat.
February 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
But, like, why bother barring him? Republicans don't have a problem with sexual assault. They think it's neat.
Haven't been able to watch today (stupid work), but I did catch the short program on Tuesday and Alysa was just so delightful.
Was absolutely gutted for Amber, though. That was rough.
Was absolutely gutted for Amber, though. That was rough.
February 19, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Haven't been able to watch today (stupid work), but I did catch the short program on Tuesday and Alysa was just so delightful.
Was absolutely gutted for Amber, though. That was rough.
Was absolutely gutted for Amber, though. That was rough.
Close to 15 years ago, just after I started a graduate admissions job in my own former program, one of our then-current doctoral students stopped by my office to tell me that she was using a paper I wrote in grad school as a source for her dissertation.
That was neat.
That was neat.
February 19, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Close to 15 years ago, just after I started a graduate admissions job in my own former program, one of our then-current doctoral students stopped by my office to tell me that she was using a paper I wrote in grad school as a source for her dissertation.
That was neat.
That was neat.
More specifically, to *Jewish* white nationalist Stephen Miller.
The most ironic kind of white nationalist.
The most ironic kind of white nationalist.
February 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
More specifically, to *Jewish* white nationalist Stephen Miller.
The most ironic kind of white nationalist.
The most ironic kind of white nationalist.
What does that even mean?
How does a private citizen refuse to recognize something over which they have no actual power? Like, what's the actual mechanic involved?
Can I refuse to recognize stuff, too?
I refuse to recognize that you don't like mayonnaise or that you've never seen Ghostbusters.
How does a private citizen refuse to recognize something over which they have no actual power? Like, what's the actual mechanic involved?
Can I refuse to recognize stuff, too?
I refuse to recognize that you don't like mayonnaise or that you've never seen Ghostbusters.
February 19, 2026 at 9:14 PM
What does that even mean?
How does a private citizen refuse to recognize something over which they have no actual power? Like, what's the actual mechanic involved?
Can I refuse to recognize stuff, too?
I refuse to recognize that you don't like mayonnaise or that you've never seen Ghostbusters.
How does a private citizen refuse to recognize something over which they have no actual power? Like, what's the actual mechanic involved?
Can I refuse to recognize stuff, too?
I refuse to recognize that you don't like mayonnaise or that you've never seen Ghostbusters.
I mean, two can play at that game:
Fascists aren't fully human and don't deserve the same rights as the rest of us.
Fascists aren't fully human and don't deserve the same rights as the rest of us.
February 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I mean, two can play at that game:
Fascists aren't fully human and don't deserve the same rights as the rest of us.
Fascists aren't fully human and don't deserve the same rights as the rest of us.
Pieces of coal so big you can eat them like hand fruit.
February 19, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Pieces of coal so big you can eat them like hand fruit.
All part of the grift. Every last penny of that is going wind up in some oligarch's personal bank account.
February 19, 2026 at 4:39 PM
All part of the grift. Every last penny of that is going wind up in some oligarch's personal bank account.
Pathological main character syndrome is a cruel and unforgiving mistress.
February 19, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Pathological main character syndrome is a cruel and unforgiving mistress.
If only there were some way you could have known. A widely-publicized document detailing the regime’s intentions, perhaps.
February 19, 2026 at 2:14 PM
If only there were some way you could have known. A widely-publicized document detailing the regime’s intentions, perhaps.
In a just world, Trump would have died in prison 15 years ago.
February 19, 2026 at 1:17 AM
In a just world, Trump would have died in prison 15 years ago.
Nah, make it thematically appropriate: Take him to The Hague and just immediately hang him without holding a tribunal.
February 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Nah, make it thematically appropriate: Take him to The Hague and just immediately hang him without holding a tribunal.
wait
no
don't give the nazgul the ring
that would be bad
no
don't give the nazgul the ring
that would be bad
February 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
wait
no
don't give the nazgul the ring
that would be bad
no
don't give the nazgul the ring
that would be bad
itym someone get him a ring
or maybe *the* ring
or maybe *the* ring
February 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
itym someone get him a ring
or maybe *the* ring
or maybe *the* ring
Sarah Kendizor has nineteen arms and can boil a pot of water with her mind. She won the Pulitzer Prize in Music for her work *One Whole Raw Potato*, for theremin and jug band.
February 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Sarah Kendizor has nineteen arms and can boil a pot of water with her mind. She won the Pulitzer Prize in Music for her work *One Whole Raw Potato*, for theremin and jug band.
It's not that he can't read the room, it's that he's lying about which room he's in.
February 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
It's not that he can't read the room, it's that he's lying about which room he's in.
That's the name of a World of Warcraft character that you quit leveling six years ago but are too sentimental to delete.
February 17, 2026 at 4:36 PM
That's the name of a World of Warcraft character that you quit leveling six years ago but are too sentimental to delete.
This is genocide.
I will vote for anyone who campaigns on rounding up the literal serial killers who run this regime and shipping them off to The Hague to be hanged for crimes against humanity.
I will vote for anyone who campaigns on rounding up the literal serial killers who run this regime and shipping them off to The Hague to be hanged for crimes against humanity.
February 17, 2026 at 4:27 PM
This is genocide.
I will vote for anyone who campaigns on rounding up the literal serial killers who run this regime and shipping them off to The Hague to be hanged for crimes against humanity.
I will vote for anyone who campaigns on rounding up the literal serial killers who run this regime and shipping them off to The Hague to be hanged for crimes against humanity.
It's not that they think we're stupid, it's that they think they aren't.
February 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
It's not that they think we're stupid, it's that they think they aren't.
A few years ago, I saw a study that concluded that the total number of in-person voter fraud cases during the 2020 election was four.
Not four thousand.
Not four hundred.
Four.
As I recall, three of them were Republicans intentionally trying to vote twice.
Not four thousand.
Not four hundred.
Four.
As I recall, three of them were Republicans intentionally trying to vote twice.
February 17, 2026 at 4:19 PM
A few years ago, I saw a study that concluded that the total number of in-person voter fraud cases during the 2020 election was four.
Not four thousand.
Not four hundred.
Four.
As I recall, three of them were Republicans intentionally trying to vote twice.
Not four thousand.
Not four hundred.
Four.
As I recall, three of them were Republicans intentionally trying to vote twice.
Once again, for anyone still tempted to accept the obvious fascist propaganda at face value:
I already have to show my ID to vote. I've been voting for 30 years and I've had to do this every single election, in three separate states.
I already have to show my ID to vote. I've been voting for 30 years and I've had to do this every single election, in three separate states.
February 17, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Once again, for anyone still tempted to accept the obvious fascist propaganda at face value:
I already have to show my ID to vote. I've been voting for 30 years and I've had to do this every single election, in three separate states.
I already have to show my ID to vote. I've been voting for 30 years and I've had to do this every single election, in three separate states.
There's an angel standing in the Sun
And he's crying with a loud voice
"This is the supper of the mighty one"
Lord of lords, king of kings
Has returned to lead his children home
To take them to the New Jerusalem!
And he's crying with a loud voice
"This is the supper of the mighty one"
Lord of lords, king of kings
Has returned to lead his children home
To take them to the New Jerusalem!
February 17, 2026 at 4:24 AM
There's an angel standing in the Sun
And he's crying with a loud voice
"This is the supper of the mighty one"
Lord of lords, king of kings
Has returned to lead his children home
To take them to the New Jerusalem!
And he's crying with a loud voice
"This is the supper of the mighty one"
Lord of lords, king of kings
Has returned to lead his children home
To take them to the New Jerusalem!
Can't you feel our souls ignite?
Shedding ever-changing colours
In the darkness of the fading night
Like the river joins the ocean
As the germ in a seed grows
We've finally been freed to get back home
Shedding ever-changing colours
In the darkness of the fading night
Like the river joins the ocean
As the germ in a seed grows
We've finally been freed to get back home
February 17, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Can't you feel our souls ignite?
Shedding ever-changing colours
In the darkness of the fading night
Like the river joins the ocean
As the germ in a seed grows
We've finally been freed to get back home
Shedding ever-changing colours
In the darkness of the fading night
Like the river joins the ocean
As the germ in a seed grows
We've finally been freed to get back home
Oh, shit. "Autotrepanation" is a terrific word that is going directly into my extended vocabulary.
February 17, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Oh, shit. "Autotrepanation" is a terrific word that is going directly into my extended vocabulary.