Weird Chelsea
@weirdchelsea.bsky.social
Mom. Accountant. I play games sometimes.
Just melded all my gatherers in ff, crashing out brb
April 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just melded all my gatherers in ff, crashing out brb
Somehow I’ve managed to make everyone I work with think I just really like goats 🤣 😈
April 8, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Somehow I’ve managed to make everyone I work with think I just really like goats 🤣 😈
Me one day after watching Mobland: “you fucking nonce”
April 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Me one day after watching Mobland: “you fucking nonce”
I got my son to say “I dookied on him” every time he gets a kill 🤣💀🪦 top tier parenting
April 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I got my son to say “I dookied on him” every time he gets a kill 🤣💀🪦 top tier parenting
At this point if you stay on Twitter you’re part of the problem 🤷🏻♀️
March 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
At this point if you stay on Twitter you’re part of the problem 🤷🏻♀️
I hate my corporate job so much. I’ve never been more unhappy than having to work in a fucking office.
March 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I hate my corporate job so much. I’ve never been more unhappy than having to work in a fucking office.
This was short lived.
I feel like I finally have the mental bandwidth to get back into Destiny, casually anyways. Feels a little less overwhelming now. We’ll see.
March 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This was short lived.
Ugh today is going right for the toilet already.
March 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Ugh today is going right for the toilet already.
Think I’m gonna have a heart attack before this ST presale. 😮💨
March 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Think I’m gonna have a heart attack before this ST presale. 😮💨
So like….how extra are we getting with our Sleep Token show outfits this year? Because….I have ideas 🙂↕️🤔
March 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
So like….how extra are we getting with our Sleep Token show outfits this year? Because….I have ideas 🙂↕️🤔
I have ascended after listening to new Sleep Token. Suddenly life is worth living again.
March 13, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I have ascended after listening to new Sleep Token. Suddenly life is worth living again.
Luteal phase is murdering me slowly.
March 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Luteal phase is murdering me slowly.
I would cut off a limb to never have to work in corporate again.
February 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I would cut off a limb to never have to work in corporate again.
The way society forgets how lines work at the car wash blows my mind every time. 🤦♀️
February 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The way society forgets how lines work at the car wash blows my mind every time. 🤦♀️
Some director plays enshrouded one time
Director: “I have an idea”
Director: “I have an idea”
February 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Some director plays enshrouded one time
Director: “I have an idea”
Director: “I have an idea”
Who schedules a fucking kick off meeting at 2:30 on a Friday? I hate corporate, so much. 😐
February 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Who schedules a fucking kick off meeting at 2:30 on a Friday? I hate corporate, so much. 😐
Wake me up when new Sleep Token is out
February 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Wake me up when new Sleep Token is out
I just wanna be in bed playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure. 🧍🏻♀️
February 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I just wanna be in bed playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure. 🧍🏻♀️
I feel like I finally have the mental bandwidth to get back into Destiny, casually anyways. Feels a little less overwhelming now. We’ll see.
February 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I feel like I finally have the mental bandwidth to get back into Destiny, casually anyways. Feels a little less overwhelming now. We’ll see.
My stress response is ordering Taco Bell. I’d like to think I’m capable of surviving the end of society but idk what I’d do without my Baja Blast.
February 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My stress response is ordering Taco Bell. I’d like to think I’m capable of surviving the end of society but idk what I’d do without my Baja Blast.
NEW SPIRITBOX TOO??!! Music bringing the serotonin 🙌
February 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
NEW SPIRITBOX TOO??!! Music bringing the serotonin 🙌
Recession pop slaps so good
February 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Recession pop slaps so good
I’ve been sick for a MONTH 🥲
February 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’ve been sick for a MONTH 🥲
I’m so past the point of caring I’m wearing this to the office today
February 5, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I’m so past the point of caring I’m wearing this to the office today