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Kyle Weidleman
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Dad. Dog dad. Union man.

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this The Atlantic?
The July/Aug 2018 cover of The Atlantic Monthly focusing on a trans kids in a negative light. What should’ve been the top story was “We’re Not Prepared for the Next Pandemic,” and yet… Anyway, it’s a red filtered photo of a trans boy with the words: Your Child Says She's Trans. She Wants Hormones and Surgery. She's 13. BY JESSE SIGNAL
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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AI at its peak
The NES “robot,” ROB
October 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Literally the only campaigning she’s doing in NOVA is running 2024 Trump ads.
A close up photo of Abigail Spanberger, a blonde woman wearing a cloth mask with rainbows on it. The text overlaying her face reads: “ABIGAIL SPANBERGER is for They/Them NOT US”
September 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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she’s perfect.
a sleepy German Shorthaired Pointer puppy. she is mostly white with brown speckles, a mostly brown head and brown tail. she’s sleeping on a tan checkered pillow-bed.
September 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Hey guys, meet Penny.
a sleepy German Shorthaired Pointer puppy. she is mostly white with brown speckles, a mostly brown head and brown tail. she’s sleeping on a tan checkered pillow-bed. the same GSP puppy, now with a blanket and a little blonde girl is cuddling her.
September 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Lindsey Bluth (a blonde woman with long hair and bangs) and Tobias Fünke (a bald, bespeckled, mustachioed man) are sitting next to each other having a conversation in three panels. Panel one, Lindsey: Well, did it work for those people? Panel two, Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but… Panel three, Tobias: but it might work for us.
September 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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how I performatively read
a black-and-white photo of a young-ish Peter Capaldi looking intensely over the top of a broadsheet newspaper
September 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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nah. go further. bring back the WWE’s “In Your House” PPV but make it “IN YOUR WHITE HOUSE”
The most 90s-ass logo you can imagine that reads: “WWF in Your House”
September 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Most toddlers aren’t in IATSE, but Jack is the Best Boy
a toddler boy eating a popsicle while wearing a tshirt that reads “LIL BRO”
September 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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but wait, there’s more!
our boy Leo with another banger copypasta from the same thread: I inform and communicate with all my partners, that not only do i fuck around and expect safe sex practices because I dont like condoms, but also that I prefer a breeding kink but will absolutely not take care of the kid. I stand by that and respect women if they decline. A lot havent declined.
August 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Update: ramyeon has been acquired
a bevy of Korean junk food with a pot of ramyeon boiling on the stovetop in the foreground
August 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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a video still of a woman with long brown hair and a black shortsleeved dress making weird hand gestures because she learned from a young age that talking with your hands is “too ethnic.” her caption reads “they ran a false sob story of a convicted murderer.” at the very bottom is the chyron from “Starship Troopers” reading “WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?”
August 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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my midwestern ass thought there was a new high-proof booze coming out.
a clear airplane liquor bottle with a yellow label that reads 99 BANANAS
August 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
August 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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average Discover feed poster:
DW from the PBS cartoon “Arthur” saying “That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!”
July 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Charles Entertainment Cheese, a giant gray anthropomorphic mouse wearing a purple and green tshirt with jeans is being arrested and taken out of a restaurant by a cop who’s taking this all way too seriously. There is a “Parental Advisory” label because it looks like an album cover tbh.
July 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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today feels like the latter
two skeets first, a quoted post reading “Migrants at a Miami immigration jail were shackled with their hands tied behind their backs and made to kneel to eat food from styrofoam plates “like dogs”, per a report from Human Rights Watch” second, Gail’s skeet about Wolverine kicking the shit out of everybody
July 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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But I get down a lot as l've never dated or had sex with any girl that wasn't an escort. There is no social validation that comes from having sex with escorts even if you are good at sex, good looking and [highlighted in yellow] some escorts find you very attractive. [end highlight] soccer manager Jose Mourinho being interviewed with a caption reading: I prefer not to speak, if I speak, I am in big trouble
July 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Geordi La Forge miming “wait a minute” to a caption reading: POTATO WEDGES Geordi pointing like “yeah, that’s right” to a caption reading: “JOJOS”
July 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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we should meet at the pub
weather forecast showing rain for the next 10 days
July 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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love too be a homeowner
an off-balance photo of a thermostat set to 68°F showing an ambient temperature of 79°F. it’s 6:30 in the morning so it’s only going to get worse. apparently it’s supposed hit 100°F today.
June 24, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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NY Times opinion headline that reads: “Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk” from 2016
June 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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tl;dr
a photo of Bill de Blasio, a white man in a blue suit with a yellow tie speaking into a microphone, and the following headline: De Blasio: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'
June 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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337 Rides ⭐️5.0 Rating 8.8 Years
June 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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“People are being taken by ICE—la migra—immediately after their cases have been dismissed.”
June 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM