Trump has likely already offered him an ambassador position

From the man who says “no one knows more about (insert any topic here) than I do” doesn’t know if the president has a responsibility to uphold the constitution because “I’m not a lawyer”. Fuck him. Fuck maga. Fuck the entire republican party

This is a horrifically low number. Half of those won’t vote and third term trump gets reelected

Now imagine they don’t need a warrant to enter your property to remove illegal weapons

He’s a psychopath, a racist, a conman, a grifter, and a liar. A xenophobic, misogynistic rapist. A selfish, reckless, apathetic narcissist. I don’t give a shit what color his suit is or that his eyes were closed for a still shot. Let’s focus on the shit that matters. There is plenty there

Unelectable I fear. Homophobia runs deep and if 2024 showed us anything it’s that appealing to non voters to get the fuck off their ass isn’t a path to victory.

They’re not. Musk is there to get richer. He is. Trump is there for the power, the ass kissing, the pomp and circumstance and doesn’t give a shit about what happens to the party or country once he’s done.

Bernie will spend 2 yrs speaking about improving the lives of the working class and how the billionaire class is directly responsible for the majority of the problems we face but 2 weeks before midterms republicans will make up a story about immigrants deep frying our pets eyeballs and win

The choice between a summer family trip to Zion or the Cascades just got easier

Playing the national anthem before every event we can shoehorn it into is weird

Texan here. Can confirm

Ha! Republicans with courage? Good one

Help me out here. How many survivors need to be pulled out of the water to safely say prayers were answered? What if it’s zero? I know, mysterious ways

Wouldn’t mind extending my reach a bit 🙋‍♂️

Sometimes posting nothing at all is perfectly fine

I’m sorry but 50 yards is literally a Hail Mary pass. They shouldn’t be there

And Biden will shake his hand and pat him on the back with a smile at trumps inauguration

Who was the Mitch McConnell of Rome?

Just gained one