Im sorry - have you never seen this before??? Its the whole reason I support the Jacksonville Jaguars 😂😂

Still evil though. Like the elf from Wallace and Gromit last Christmas

Aren't these called gonks? Which makes them sound more sinister...

Aww Fritz Lang - always a good shout for my y11s when writing about the culture of the weimar republic. Weird to see him and this in another context.

Do you have a driving range? Far better craic!

I go the sports ones, JL Lab air sport, that hook behind your ear because I had a similar problem.

Every uber I got in NYC was a tesla and the shame I felt about myself in using one, through no fault of my own....those fecking door handles as well, man 😤

I reported it to the staff, who have now pulled him for a chat at the back of the plane.

By far the most uncomfortable I've ever felt on a flight..hopefully that's the end of it until we land. Why can't women just exist in peace?

Then when she refused, he turned, physically hit me on the arm to get my attention and started asking where I lived - got annoyed when I said I wouldn't tell him. He kept giving off that we wouldn't accept lifts from him for about ten minutes - a complete stranger.

Maybe they should do a conclave too; get in on the bitchy action.

Thank you. I needed to let off steam with that, because I know it's gonna come back and bite me on Monday.

Fucking assholes. I'll never trust them again.

But this weekend? I'll enjoy my korean food and beers.