Thought Salad
@weedywonders.bsky.social
Asking the questions that don't matter...but do!
Enjoys safety meetings.
🏳️🌈Lesbian w/ the munchies.
Rewinds fart scenes in movies.
Curious about things I couldn't concentrate on in college.
I'll probably offend you, but only if I like you.
Cuss'r
Enjoys safety meetings.
🏳️🌈Lesbian w/ the munchies.
Rewinds fart scenes in movies.
Curious about things I couldn't concentrate on in college.
I'll probably offend you, but only if I like you.
Cuss'r
Pinned
🌿Late in life stoner.
📚9X Indie Auth
🌎Be nice to the earth.
🌮If you don't like someone, invite them to dinner.
❤️Stop wasting time with toxic partners and parents. You'll never fix someone else, so do YOU and move out & move on.
💼Work hard / keep learning.
🚽Obviously, fuck trump
I block ai accts.
📚9X Indie Auth
🌎Be nice to the earth.
🌮If you don't like someone, invite them to dinner.
❤️Stop wasting time with toxic partners and parents. You'll never fix someone else, so do YOU and move out & move on.
💼Work hard / keep learning.
🚽Obviously, fuck trump
I block ai accts.
🌿Late in life stoner.
📚9X Indie Auth
🌎Be nice to the earth.
🌮If you don't like someone, invite them to dinner.
❤️Stop wasting time with toxic partners and parents. You'll never fix someone else, so do YOU and move out & move on.
💼Work hard / keep learning.
🚽Obviously, fuck trump
I block ai accts.
📚9X Indie Auth
🌎Be nice to the earth.
🌮If you don't like someone, invite them to dinner.
❤️Stop wasting time with toxic partners and parents. You'll never fix someone else, so do YOU and move out & move on.
💼Work hard / keep learning.
🚽Obviously, fuck trump
I block ai accts.
February 7, 2026 at 1:56 PM
🌿Late in life stoner.
📚9X Indie Auth
🌎Be nice to the earth.
🌮If you don't like someone, invite them to dinner.
❤️Stop wasting time with toxic partners and parents. You'll never fix someone else, so do YOU and move out & move on.
💼Work hard / keep learning.
🚽Obviously, fuck trump
I block ai accts.
📚9X Indie Auth
🌎Be nice to the earth.
🌮If you don't like someone, invite them to dinner.
❤️Stop wasting time with toxic partners and parents. You'll never fix someone else, so do YOU and move out & move on.
💼Work hard / keep learning.
🚽Obviously, fuck trump
I block ai accts.
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Reposted by Thought Salad
Fuck ICE.
Abolish ICE.
Prosecute ICE.
If you have a problem with that, unfollow me, stop coming to my shows and STOP calling yourself a Christian.
Abolish ICE.
Prosecute ICE.
If you have a problem with that, unfollow me, stop coming to my shows and STOP calling yourself a Christian.
February 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Fuck ICE.
Abolish ICE.
Prosecute ICE.
If you have a problem with that, unfollow me, stop coming to my shows and STOP calling yourself a Christian.
Abolish ICE.
Prosecute ICE.
If you have a problem with that, unfollow me, stop coming to my shows and STOP calling yourself a Christian.
Some a-hole put a big sign up that says Vote Trump on a main road, and I want to add, "so I can fk your kid" underneath.
IDK... could be menopause.
We should do a midnight pop-up and tag trump signs everywhere...hehe.
IDK... could be menopause.
We should do a midnight pop-up and tag trump signs everywhere...hehe.
February 5, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Some a-hole put a big sign up that says Vote Trump on a main road, and I want to add, "so I can fk your kid" underneath.
IDK... could be menopause.
We should do a midnight pop-up and tag trump signs everywhere...hehe.
IDK... could be menopause.
We should do a midnight pop-up and tag trump signs everywhere...hehe.
At what age did you become the age you still feel like inside?
#weedywonders #thoughtsalad #writestoned #weedsky
#weedywonders #thoughtsalad #writestoned #weedsky
February 5, 2026 at 9:36 PM
At what age did you become the age you still feel like inside?
#weedywonders #thoughtsalad #writestoned #weedsky
#weedywonders #thoughtsalad #writestoned #weedsky
Have you ever seen a UFO? I'm 87% pos that I've seen 2. Both had lights and no sound.
🤔What if aliens live underwater & every time humans get too big for our britches they wipe us out. I would be ok because 'then we'd know,' but I sure hope reincarnation is real.
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #ufo
🤔What if aliens live underwater & every time humans get too big for our britches they wipe us out. I would be ok because 'then we'd know,' but I sure hope reincarnation is real.
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #ufo
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Have you ever seen a UFO? I'm 87% pos that I've seen 2. Both had lights and no sound.
🤔What if aliens live underwater & every time humans get too big for our britches they wipe us out. I would be ok because 'then we'd know,' but I sure hope reincarnation is real.
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #ufo
🤔What if aliens live underwater & every time humans get too big for our britches they wipe us out. I would be ok because 'then we'd know,' but I sure hope reincarnation is real.
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #ufo
New account! Forget your woes and scroll the questions that felt important enough to ask. Keep it friendly. Relaxed. Safe. Write stoned. Be authentically you. 🏳️🌈✒️📚🌿💙
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #writestoned
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #writestoned
February 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
New account! Forget your woes and scroll the questions that felt important enough to ask. Keep it friendly. Relaxed. Safe. Write stoned. Be authentically you. 🏳️🌈✒️📚🌿💙
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #writestoned
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #writestoned
Why do we suddenly forget how to drink when someone looks at us mid-sip?
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #writestoned
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #writestoned
February 3, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Why do we suddenly forget how to drink when someone looks at us mid-sip?
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #writestoned
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #writestoned
Serious question. Where are all my stoner authors? We need to unite for daily screen staring motivational word runs.
Or whatever they're called.
I sit here for 3 hours sometimes on one damn paragraph.
#weedywonders #thoughtsalad #writestoned
Or whatever they're called.
I sit here for 3 hours sometimes on one damn paragraph.
#weedywonders #thoughtsalad #writestoned
February 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Serious question. Where are all my stoner authors? We need to unite for daily screen staring motivational word runs.
Or whatever they're called.
I sit here for 3 hours sometimes on one damn paragraph.
#weedywonders #thoughtsalad #writestoned
Or whatever they're called.
I sit here for 3 hours sometimes on one damn paragraph.
#weedywonders #thoughtsalad #writestoned
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Why does walking back after bowling feel like a public performance?
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #bowling
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #bowling
February 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Why does walking back after bowling feel like a public performance?
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #bowling
#thoughtsalad #weedywonders #bowling
I've always had a fear of carbon monoxide poisoning.
I suppose if I were somehow immune from it (like Carol from Pluribus), I'd never know.
I love that show.
#thoughtsalad #deepthoughts #weedywonders
I suppose if I were somehow immune from it (like Carol from Pluribus), I'd never know.
I love that show.
#thoughtsalad #deepthoughts #weedywonders
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I've always had a fear of carbon monoxide poisoning.
I suppose if I were somehow immune from it (like Carol from Pluribus), I'd never know.
I love that show.
#thoughtsalad #deepthoughts #weedywonders
I suppose if I were somehow immune from it (like Carol from Pluribus), I'd never know.
I love that show.
#thoughtsalad #deepthoughts #weedywonders
Ohhhhh!!
My heart is melted. I never get this many readers so early in the month. Thanks you guys.
My heart is melted. I never get this many readers so early in the month. Thanks you guys.
February 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Ohhhhh!!
My heart is melted. I never get this many readers so early in the month. Thanks you guys.
My heart is melted. I never get this many readers so early in the month. Thanks you guys.
Statistically, at least one of us smoked a fatty today
February 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Statistically, at least one of us smoked a fatty today
New account here :-)
Feel free to follow.
DM's get blocked.
Anti AI.
💙🏳️🌈📚✒️👩🎨🥾
Feel free to follow.
DM's get blocked.
Anti AI.
💙🏳️🌈📚✒️👩🎨🥾
February 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
New account here :-)
Feel free to follow.
DM's get blocked.
Anti AI.
💙🏳️🌈📚✒️👩🎨🥾
Feel free to follow.
DM's get blocked.
Anti AI.
💙🏳️🌈📚✒️👩🎨🥾
Why does putting your tray away at a fast-food place feel like being graded?
#thoughtsalad
#deepthoughts
#thoughtsalad
#deepthoughts
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Why does putting your tray away at a fast-food place feel like being graded?
#thoughtsalad
#deepthoughts
#thoughtsalad
#deepthoughts
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM