Could librarians make a list of the most requested fake titles available to doctoral students who are still looking for a subject for their dissertation?

With anchovies in melted butter

No Motorcycle Diaries?

Point Four, not Four Point.

You say the Fourth Reich as if you expected there to be others.

And it started earlier than you think.

Indiana persimmons or California persimmons?

Nashville PD knows that if you don’t hold the line at Liza Minelli there’s no stopping them.

CVS will do it so long as it’s 6 months since last shot.