My Little Armalite: Friendship Is Magic
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My Little Armalite: Friendship Is Magic
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god gives me her goofiest battles because I am her silliest clown
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Eugene Debs was so fucking cool, dude. I'm less than halfway through this book, not even at the Pullman strike yet, and there have been so many of these
But James J. Hill was slippery. One day Debs was startled to find himself summoned to the office of Governor Knute Nelson. He was more startled when he arrived there. The governor, after studiously ignoring his caller for several minutes, began furiously to attack Debs as an "agitator," an "anarchist," a "foreigner," who was "stirring up strife among peaceful and contented workingmen." As Nelson talked his voice rose, his face became livid above his gray chin whiskers; his short body bounced around the room. But the strike leader quietly heard him out. Then Debs curtly told the governor about the conditions which had caused the walkout and ended by taking the offensive: "You can't bluff me. I can see clear through you and your game. You wear Jim Hill's collar. I don't. You are acting under his orders. I am here to fight him. I absolutely refuse to order the strikers back to work... Moreover, I propose to place you and your attitude squarely before the. workingmen of Minnesota and when you are next a candidate they will put you where you properly belong." By the end of the conference Nelson was begging Debs not to misunderstand him. The strike leader angrily replied: "No, governor, that is not the trouble; the trouble is that I do understand you."
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Fortnite in the Zohran format
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Sometimes I feel like I have to say this for people who have too much Internet
Young thug defends James harden for wearing a pro-police facemask:"he don't have internet"
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Screenshot of three discord messages from Weedspagon. The first reads ">playing stardew >Abigail says "sorry about the smell.. I was sweating all night in the heat"". The second is an emote of two cartoon eyes with the laser lens flare thingy. The third reads "distracted at work thinking about what your sweat tastes like when you can metabolize a diamond the size of a fist"
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Image of a hamster edited to be drinking a cartoon bowl of blood. It is captioned "dink my bood", an intentional misspelling of "drink my blood"
November 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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I just tell the fidelity app to do this every once in a while
Screenshot of a slider in the Fidelity app that allows you to choose the amount of risk you tolerate in your investments, which I have cranked up to full
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Egg rice @katie.bzky.team style
Two bowls of rice topped with scrambled eggs and cheese
October 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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"You catch the whole thing?"
A photo of a room with blood on the walls and a caption that says “ caption this with the second to last text you sent”
October 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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What about Thick Water
Bottle of a clear liquid labeled "thick-it clear advantage thickened water" This is an actual image of a real product, not edited or falsified
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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This one is modeled after IZ Kamakawiwoʻole!
Two anthropomorphic volcanoes, one relatively squat and short, the other tall, slim and modeled after a woman. They are both having an excellent time
October 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Also important here: this image is of the interior of a church in Far Cry 5 with a wojak and a flag photoshopped into it
An interior shot of a church from the video game far cry 5. The candlesticks and the writing on the walls are identical to the image in the tweet screenshotted above, but this one doesn't have a wojak and a flag photoshopped into the center
September 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Oh my god it fully is
An interior shot of a church from the video game far cry 5. The candlesticks and the writing on the walls are identical to the image in the tweet screenshotted above, but this one doesn't have a wojak and a flag photoshopped into the center
September 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Screenshot of this post directly below a post in which a cat is pictured sitting on a cat tree, belly hanging through the bottom
September 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Mothman, you say?
Image of a magic the gathering card named The Wise Mothman
September 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Waow
Zoomed in screenshot of the above skeet, cropped so that only the words "one piece" are visible
September 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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No new pictures, where are you at mentally
Screenshot of an android emoji with heavy bags under its eyes and one eyebrow very slightly raised. Its expression is blank, and conveys severe exhaustion
September 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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history professor talking about "I hear they found the shooter, I hope he's just some loser with no friends who spends too much time online and not a political radical"
September 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Milo has some very strong opinions on matters
Gray and white cat with green eyes caught mid-meow, mouth wide open. Looks like he's yelling about something
September 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Hold on there
Darkseid grabbing Superman by the cape
August 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Cathar GF
A magic card depicting a woman in armor with a sword and a lantern. The card is called Dauntless Cathar
August 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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This one is a personal favorite of mine
Blur Sliver {2}{R} Creature — Sliver 2/2 Sliver creatures you control have haste. (They can attack and {T} as soon as they come under your control.) *Traveling across the desert alone, you might assume you'd see them coming, but that would be your third mistake.*
August 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Wayta has haste, but rather than being worried about her you should probably watch out for the triceratops she's about to jump your commander with
Wayta, Trainer Prodigy {R}{G}{W} Legendary Creature — Human Warrior 1/5 Haste {2}{G}, {T}: Target creature you control fights another target creature. This ability costs {2} less to activate if it targets two creatures you control. If a creature you control being dealt damage causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
August 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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I like the moto edge 2022, evidence of camera quality attached
Cat yelling Cat also yelling, in a different pose
August 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Personally I prefer rakdos, the official color identity of Stealing Shit and Stabbing Dudes
Laughing Jasper Flint {1}{B}{R} Legendary Creature — Lizard Rogue Creatures you control but don’t own are Mercenaries in addition to their other types. At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top X cards of target opponent’s library, where X is the number of outlaws you control. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among those cards, and mana of any type can be spent to cast those spells. 4/3 Illustrated by Francis Tneh
August 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Post a screenshot of your first five steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you

Damn there was a period of roughly 6 months when the only game I owned was Deathspank
A screenshot detailing the first five purchases I ever made on my Steam account. The first, on June 24th 2011, was deathspank. The second, on January 31st 2012, was portal. The third, on February 23rd 2012, was skyrim. The fourth, on March 10th 2012, was portal 2. The fifth, on April 24th 2012, was Half-Life and half-life 2.
August 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM