Dakota Samuels
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50% Teacher 50% Lawyer 100% Family Man. 1995 Pecan Picking Champ. We have nothing to lose but our chains.
Brian Kelly can fix Michigan. I just fucking know it.
December 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Brian Kelly can fix Michigan. I just fucking know it.
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Hey man fuck that cop
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hey man fuck that cop
NYCK HARBOR IS OUT HERE FIGHTING AMERICAN IMPERIALISM #gamecocks
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
NYCK HARBOR IS OUT HERE FIGHTING AMERICAN IMPERIALISM #gamecocks
I don’t like CSI: ESPN
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I don’t like CSI: ESPN
Auburn Jesus won’t return until we’ve excised the demons from campus. Until then Diego Pavia is our Sin Eater.
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Auburn Jesus won’t return until we’ve excised the demons from campus. Until then Diego Pavia is our Sin Eater.
Curt Cignetti is God’s most beloved child
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Curt Cignetti is God’s most beloved child
Zohran Mamdani will be the next football coach at Auburn University. Inshallah
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Zohran Mamdani will be the next football coach at Auburn University. Inshallah
So many almost upsets. It’s Blue Ball Saturday
October 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
So many almost upsets. It’s Blue Ball Saturday
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pretty much the exact activity John Marshall Harlan II defended as being protected by the First Amendment with "one man's vulgarity is another's lyric"
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
October 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
pretty much the exact activity John Marshall Harlan II defended as being protected by the First Amendment with "one man's vulgarity is another's lyric"
2025 will have the greatest Heisman race between Diego Pavia and Haynnnnes Kaaannnnnnng
October 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
2025 will have the greatest Heisman race between Diego Pavia and Haynnnnes Kaaannnnnnng
Tulane pulled the ultimate NoKings protest by beating Army
October 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Tulane pulled the ultimate NoKings protest by beating Army
Mario Cristobal is Beach James Franklin
October 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Mario Cristobal is Beach James Franklin
Georgia got Foghorn Leghorn out there pulling hilarious hand pranks on these dumbass zebras
October 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Georgia got Foghorn Leghorn out there pulling hilarious hand pranks on these dumbass zebras
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“you’re doing it Hugh, you are winning the dang Masters right now”
When he closes his eyes, he's golfing.
October 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“you’re doing it Hugh, you are winning the dang Masters right now”
Auburn will not run until 3 minutes left in the 3rd
October 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Auburn will not run until 3 minutes left in the 3rd
For every yard Auburn runs below 100, I’m mailing a copy of this to Hugh Freeze
October 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
For every yard Auburn runs below 100, I’m mailing a copy of this to Hugh Freeze
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““They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.”+
Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags
Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water
www.theguardian.com
October 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
““They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.”+
Auburn is Brian Ferentz Iowa with bad special teams.
September 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Auburn is Brian Ferentz Iowa with bad special teams.
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Trump is ordering the military to use “full force” against an American city, while the Supreme Court declares him the Sun King and Congress hides under a pile of coats.
The checks and balances only work when the institutions aren’t run by utter cowards and the complicit
The checks and balances only work when the institutions aren’t run by utter cowards and the complicit
September 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Trump is ordering the military to use “full force” against an American city, while the Supreme Court declares him the Sun King and Congress hides under a pile of coats.
The checks and balances only work when the institutions aren’t run by utter cowards and the complicit
The checks and balances only work when the institutions aren’t run by utter cowards and the complicit
Jeremiah Cobb over/under 8 carries for the game?
September 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Jeremiah Cobb over/under 8 carries for the game?
I think High Freeze owes money to the mob or something. He’s throwing these games on purpose.
September 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I think High Freeze owes money to the mob or something. He’s throwing these games on purpose.
Yo Meth Bobo is insane
September 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Yo Meth Bobo is insane
These refs are bad.
September 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
These refs are bad.
Mike Bobo has Epstein level dirt on Kirby Smart
September 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Mike Bobo has Epstein level dirt on Kirby Smart