Wednesday Lee Friday
@wednesfri.bsky.social
Horror Novelist, Satirist, Sex Writer, Dionysian, Badass, Trophy Wife, Noted Wit
EiC: Sometimes Hilarious Horror
Host: the Mentally Oddcast
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EiC: Sometimes Hilarious Horror
Host: the Mentally Oddcast
https://linktr.ee/wednesfri
ChatGPT finally knows who the heck I am.
How fun!!
How fun!!
May 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
ChatGPT finally knows who the heck I am.
How fun!!
How fun!!
I didn’t make this, but I wish I had.
April 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I didn’t make this, but I wish I had.
I didn’t want to be in a wheelchair. But you’d never know it from these fake-it-til-you-make-it pics. I even have better hat game than professor X.
April 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I didn’t want to be in a wheelchair. But you’d never know it from these fake-it-til-you-make-it pics. I even have better hat game than professor X.
If you ever doubt my credentials as an absolute badass, just peep the defiance with which I cavalierly sneered at this obviously haunted doll.
March 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If you ever doubt my credentials as an absolute badass, just peep the defiance with which I cavalierly sneered at this obviously haunted doll.
It’s silly, but I will never not love using the walkie-talkie feature on Apple Watch to talk to H at work. I feel like Dick Tracy without having to wear yellow.
February 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It’s silly, but I will never not love using the walkie-talkie feature on Apple Watch to talk to H at work. I feel like Dick Tracy without having to wear yellow.
10/10
No notes.
No notes.
February 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
10/10
No notes.
No notes.
I think I just figured out T’s real problem with trans ppl. I imagine getting this look from Divine would haunt me for decades too.
January 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I think I just figured out T’s real problem with trans ppl. I imagine getting this look from Divine would haunt me for decades too.
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.
January 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.
Getting the very last of the Scared Soapless helping families boxes this year. Mostly soap, lip balm, and small toys and books.
But a couple of kids got the hookup. I love when we’re flush enough to do tons of donations!!!
39 total boxes this year!!!
But a couple of kids got the hookup. I love when we’re flush enough to do tons of donations!!!
39 total boxes this year!!!
December 27, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Getting the very last of the Scared Soapless helping families boxes this year. Mostly soap, lip balm, and small toys and books.
But a couple of kids got the hookup. I love when we’re flush enough to do tons of donations!!!
39 total boxes this year!!!
But a couple of kids got the hookup. I love when we’re flush enough to do tons of donations!!!
39 total boxes this year!!!
Happy Christmas from me and that hotass hunk I married. We’re grateful to have a roof over our heads, a nice meal planned, a few small gifts, and each other.
Note: I’m still down to haunt some billionaires if anybody wants to drive. 🤣
Note: I’m still down to haunt some billionaires if anybody wants to drive. 🤣
December 25, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Happy Christmas from me and that hotass hunk I married. We’re grateful to have a roof over our heads, a nice meal planned, a few small gifts, and each other.
Note: I’m still down to haunt some billionaires if anybody wants to drive. 🤣
Note: I’m still down to haunt some billionaires if anybody wants to drive. 🤣
Feeling this pretty hard after talking to some teachers about education for my show. We're back in January.
December 21, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Feeling this pretty hard after talking to some teachers about education for my show. We're back in January.
You guys!!
Lookit how cute my husband is. He’s turning 50 on Friday so we took him to a grown up arcade.
Lookit how cute my husband is. He’s turning 50 on Friday so we took him to a grown up arcade.
December 19, 2024 at 4:55 AM
You guys!!
Lookit how cute my husband is. He’s turning 50 on Friday so we took him to a grown up arcade.
Lookit how cute my husband is. He’s turning 50 on Friday so we took him to a grown up arcade.
They: Wednes, you need to see the doctor when you’re not well.
Me:
Me:
December 4, 2024 at 5:09 PM
They: Wednes, you need to see the doctor when you’re not well.
Me:
Me:
Friendsgiving at our place included spicy broccoli cheese soup, garlic bread, and pudding chomeur a la mode. Yummers!
Plus H is pretty yummers too.
Plus H is pretty yummers too.
November 28, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Friendsgiving at our place included spicy broccoli cheese soup, garlic bread, and pudding chomeur a la mode. Yummers!
Plus H is pretty yummers too.
Plus H is pretty yummers too.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. 🤷🏻♀️
As a wee Wednes, I really thought ZAZ films were as funny as it was possible to be. Is anything funnier than Airplane!?
As a wee Wednes, I really thought ZAZ films were as funny as it was possible to be. Is anything funnier than Airplane!?
November 27, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. 🤷🏻♀️
As a wee Wednes, I really thought ZAZ films were as funny as it was possible to be. Is anything funnier than Airplane!?
As a wee Wednes, I really thought ZAZ films were as funny as it was possible to be. Is anything funnier than Airplane!?
How adorable is this card H made to send out in our gift packs?
You can send a Scared Soapless paw of support and a yummy lip balm with a cute card for just $15 including shipping!!
HMU or visit our KoFi store.
You can send a Scared Soapless paw of support and a yummy lip balm with a cute card for just $15 including shipping!!
HMU or visit our KoFi store.
November 27, 2024 at 12:35 AM
How adorable is this card H made to send out in our gift packs?
You can send a Scared Soapless paw of support and a yummy lip balm with a cute card for just $15 including shipping!!
HMU or visit our KoFi store.
You can send a Scared Soapless paw of support and a yummy lip balm with a cute card for just $15 including shipping!!
HMU or visit our KoFi store.
My goddaughter is turning 18 today.
Feelin’ pretty old.
Bit that might be because I turn 54 tomorrow. But look how hot I still am!
Feelin’ pretty old.
Bit that might be because I turn 54 tomorrow. But look how hot I still am!
November 23, 2024 at 4:56 PM
My goddaughter is turning 18 today.
Feelin’ pretty old.
Bit that might be because I turn 54 tomorrow. But look how hot I still am!
Feelin’ pretty old.
Bit that might be because I turn 54 tomorrow. But look how hot I still am!
But at least Alex Jones thinks paying for sèx with high school students makes him a “stud.” 🤦🏻♀️
November 21, 2024 at 8:35 PM
But at least Alex Jones thinks paying for sèx with high school students makes him a “stud.” 🤦🏻♀️
TFW you defiantly google to debunk the fake news you heard…only to find the Joe and Mika really did go to Mar-a-Lago to grovel to a râpist.
November 20, 2024 at 1:12 AM
TFW you defiantly google to debunk the fake news you heard…only to find the Joe and Mika really did go to Mar-a-Lago to grovel to a râpist.
How obvious are these chest burns from the hospital? I think glaring, but maybe some makeups will cover it?
I have to make vids tonight.
I have to make vids tonight.
November 19, 2024 at 11:23 PM
How obvious are these chest burns from the hospital? I think glaring, but maybe some makeups will cover it?
I have to make vids tonight.
I have to make vids tonight.
The hospital guys switched my heart off and then back on again. Plus I got to see my ticker in an ultrasound. 👍🏻
Back home now.
Back home now.
November 16, 2024 at 6:06 PM
The hospital guys switched my heart off and then back on again. Plus I got to see my ticker in an ultrasound. 👍🏻
Back home now.
Back home now.
You’re correct. This is AI and it is uncomfortable AF.
And apparently a lot of people need to be confronted with it. A lot.
And apparently a lot of people need to be confronted with it. A lot.
November 9, 2024 at 7:27 PM
You’re correct. This is AI and it is uncomfortable AF.
And apparently a lot of people need to be confronted with it. A lot.
And apparently a lot of people need to be confronted with it. A lot.
It’s Franklin Armstrong day!!! And your reminder that standing up to bigotry can change the world.
July 30, 2024 at 5:43 PM
It’s Franklin Armstrong day!!! And your reminder that standing up to bigotry can change the world.