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Wedgiefy
@wedgiefy.bsky.social
Just a hapless nerd trying to go another day without a power wedgie. Lover of DnD and nerd shit! I'm basically a walking wedgie magnet. He/Him (22) NO MINORS
This is how I imagine all of my Watchers lol
May 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
An alternative of my pfp lol

Me when I'm talking doctor who and vinyl with the nerds

Me when you shake me down for lunch money and threaten to wedgie me so hard I'll need a wheel chair....
May 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Sometimes I forget flagpole wedgies are not only real but logistically possible and it makes me deeply sad nobody in High School was willing to take one for the team and string my dorky ass up for wearing a pocket watch. 😔
May 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Whats that super nerd!
April 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Every 2 months this tweet resurfaces, gets 20 likes, and goes dead seemingly at random.

It's not even, like in the top 10 of my tweets lol. Why do you like this one? lol
April 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Some of you may be wondering why I haven't made a "national wedgie day" post, and that's because I only celebrate the REAL national wedgie day: July 6th. My birthday, lol.

#wedgie
April 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
ABDL moots be like, "You've got one hour to finish this. WHO ARE YOU BRINGING??"
April 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Remember this trend?
March 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I'm gonna say it cause nobody else will Deviantarts got a fucking pedo problem.
March 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I need your help......🥺👉👈
March 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Nah got a cold, and the only cure is more Royal Crown
March 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Been feeling like total shit lately, could it be my two RC cola a day diet?
March 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Gasping for air, he winces as his bully strikes him again, this time slapping him in the face. Stifling sobs, he swings by his briefs, his tighty whites creaking under the scrawny nerds weight. The wedgie *burns*. His bully continues to use him as a human punching bag, until his undies shred~
February 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Nerd getting hung off of a shower head by his tighty whities. He's been stripped naked, his pale body shaking from the cold as he clutches his groin. His brief saw into his ass with an all too familiar feeling. Raising his hands, he whines in protest as his bully punches him in the stomach.
February 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The entire movie is mostly just people talking set to call of duty lobby sounding music, and dramatic musical stings whenever they think they've done something bad ass. It's super pathetic lol
February 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
on the subject of gay male wedgie art, Maki on DA makes incredibly hot shit and she deserves all the cudos~

If anyone has that one male wedgie audio she has link it to me 👉👈
January 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Not bad lol
January 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If I see someone with this note on their keyboard their getting a super wedgie I stg.
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Who remembers my Tears of the Waistband series? Cause @jackerejack.bsky.social does lol. He commissioned this adorable art piece from an artist named shoeboxcutter (don't have their @ sorry lol) depicting Link and Zelda on their prom date from the series prologue. Really like how it turned out!
November 30, 2024 at 11:35 PM
November 8, 2024 at 8:47 PM
You see art like this and you can't help but think of tighty whitie annihilation 💪🩲⬆️😖
November 7, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Me and Steve Kornacki have a lot in common. We're both hot, submissive, and breedable twinks in desperate need of a life altering power wedgie, and we're both losing sleep each night, dreaming of worst-case scenario electoral maps lol.
November 5, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Wedgies are hot and I love my boyfriend. Anyway this is my electoral college prediction. Any thoughts? Also please vote if you haven't, don't be an idiot and vote for the best interests of your fellow community members and neighbors. Let's win this next Tuesday.
October 31, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Its sad how many of us walk around wearing briefs. Our crisp white waistbands peaking above our pants, begging for hands to take hold of them an yank them to the back of our skulls~. We want to be bullied so badly yet so rarely are we ever indulged. Where have the bullies gone?
October 18, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Getting stuffed inside a locker in an atomic wedgie isn't so bad if you prepare properly. Have some fruit snacks in case you get hungry, a small fan cause it gets hot in there, and charge your Nintendo switch the night before. Then settle in for a long and tight time 😖
October 18, 2024 at 10:27 PM