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Great ape. Husband. Father. Family guy. Dane. Stargazer. Dad joke aficionado. Environmentalist. IT architect. Nonbeliever. Humanitarian. Inclusive. Friendly.

"Once a pun a time I was good at word play!"

#Denmark #Dansk #tech #jokes #IT #AI #space #F1
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Din fine tegning gav mig dette indfald 😀..
To danskere går I regnvejr og udtaler sig sarkastisk om den danske sommer
August 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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En pinlig oversættelse af denne 😀
Et billede af den oprindelige engelske udgave af bogen
July 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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#Trump vs #Musk
The bromance is over and the gloves are off. This is going to be brutal, and I love every second of it!!!
A humorous caricature of Donald Trump and Elon Musk depicted as crying babies in a boxing ring. Trump, wearing a blue onesie, is sucking his thumb with large cartoon tears streaming down his face. Musk, dressed in a polka-dot bib and diaper, is pointing at Trump while also crying dramatically.
June 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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As a Dane, I'd like to point out that Denmark’s monarchy is over 1,200 years old, but our king has very limited influence, serving mainly ceremonial roles in a constitutional system.

A king is fine, but a #fascist #dictator is NOT!

denmark.dk/people-and-c...
King Frederik X and Queen Mary
May 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Folks, I've built an incredible, tremendous, amazing idiocracy—people love it! It's huge, it's perfect, it's winning, and let me tell you—nobody does it better!

#trump #idiot #usa #idiocracy #fool
A picture of Trump, wearing a smug expression and his characteristic pout, standing behind the desk in the Oval Office with a jester’s hat on his head. On the desk lies a die, its sides bearing the words Tariffs, Sanctions, and Ban.
May 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Synnejysk få begynnere

Min hårsnitter brugt hans sort pæng o spel. Vandt han, spø I?
– Næj, han taft!

#dialekt #dansk #humor #plat #sønderjysk
Et belle hvå det ste "taft"
May 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Forventningerne var høje – men filmen skuffede fælt.
⭐⭐☆☆☆

#plat #humor #film #tv
Dr2 udsendelse med Jane Horney
May 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Julen kan være i fare på grund af #Trump. Trumps #toldkrig med #Kina skaber usikkerhed i mange brancher i #USA. Legetøjsindustrien advarer nu ligefrem om, at #julen er i #fare.
Et AI genereret billede af Trump der stjæler julen (inspiration = grinchen film)
May 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Sjovt? ... det syntes jeg.

#sjov #humor
Happy & unhappy shiba Science of the lambs National galleries Chewy
April 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Bortset fra at det er en Amerikansk bil og en af de største investorer er Jeff Bezos.
Info om hvor Slate bilerne bygges
April 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Du kan overveje at blive maler...
Person i malerdragt
April 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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F*ck! .-så blir man jo næsten nødt til at købe en 16-20 stykker af dem! 😉
Absolute music 91 cover
April 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Højt #blodtryk øger risikoen for at skade hjerte, hjerne, nyrer og andre organer.

#Kalium øger blodårernes smidighed og bidrager til at sænke blodtrykket ved at fremme udskillelsen af #natrium gennem urinen.

Kaliumrige fødevarer er bl.a.:

#bananer
#kartofler
#bønner
#spinat
#avokado

#sundhed
Et billede af nogle grøntsager, samt en tavle, hvor der står "K" (for Kalium)
April 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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#Trump: Alle offentlige og private institutioner er forpligtet til at optage og distribuere beskeder, nyheder og dokumenter på VHS. Digitale kommunikationsmidler anses for ugyldige og skal erstattes med VHS bånd, der distribueres via Cybertrucks ...

#fakenews #CouldBeTrueInTheUS
Screenshot fra EB.dk. billedet viser Trump, samt teksten "Vildt forslag"
April 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Trade winds turn to fire,
Greed and folly fan the flames,
Ashes coat the earth

#haiku #tradewar
#Trump is a #Fool
An AI generated picture holding the haiku and showing a fire with dark smoke
April 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Full steam ahead!

A massive ego and a tragic ending, -classic #Titanic vibes.

#Trump #Putin #Idiot
An Ai generated picture of Trump and Putin on Titanic
April 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Scott Bessent, the U.S. Treasury Secretary, argues that the current global economic challenges are not solely caused by Trump's policies, meaning: Scott Bessent is a complete idiot.

#USA #Trump #idiot
This is fine meme
April 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Hvis man gerne vil undgå amerikanske varer, så er her et screenshot til inspiration.

#boykot #boykotusa #boycott #boycottusa
Amerikanske varer
March 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Via en ny SAS service?

#humor #fjollerier #lortenyt
To uafhængige "nyheder" der måske passer sammen ?
March 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Dirty Haribo

#humor #dadhumor
A poster of a man made out of winegum. He is holding a gun
March 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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De starter med at sparke til bolden... en revolutionerende idé, der virkelig adskiller dem fra alle andre hold
Tekst der siger "sådan starter Danmark"
March 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Qvortrup bør nok skifte underbukser lidt oftere...
Billede af Qvortrup foran Borgen, sam teksten "kan lugtes på Borgen"
March 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Ny sæson af Paradise Hotel starter lidt sløvt...
Tekst der siger "18 af de 22 knaldet"
March 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Kommende TV2 koncerter.
March 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Will You Please Soon Press The Button?
A Twitter bird in a blender
March 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM