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Ecomate 🦋
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Great ape. Husband. Father. Family guy. Dane. Stargazer. Dad joke aficionado. Environmentalist. IT architect. Nonbeliever. Humanitarian. Inclusive. Friendly.

"Once a pun a time I was good at word play!"

#Denmark #Dansk #tech #jokes #IT #AI #space #F1
Din fine tegning gav mig dette indfald 😀..
August 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
En pinlig oversættelse af denne 😀
July 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
#Trump vs #Musk
The bromance is over and the gloves are off. This is going to be brutal, and I love every second of it!!!
June 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
As a Dane, I'd like to point out that Denmark’s monarchy is over 1,200 years old, but our king has very limited influence, serving mainly ceremonial roles in a constitutional system.

A king is fine, but a #fascist #dictator is NOT!

denmark.dk/people-and-c...
May 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Folks, I've built an incredible, tremendous, amazing idiocracy—people love it! It's huge, it's perfect, it's winning, and let me tell you—nobody does it better!

#trump #idiot #usa #idiocracy #fool
May 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Synnejysk få begynnere

Min hårsnitter brugt hans sort pæng o spel. Vandt han, spø I?
– Næj, han taft!

#dialekt #dansk #humor #plat #sønderjysk
May 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Forventningerne var høje – men filmen skuffede fælt.
⭐⭐☆☆☆

#plat #humor #film #tv
May 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Julen kan være i fare på grund af #Trump. Trumps #toldkrig med #Kina skaber usikkerhed i mange brancher i #USA. Legetøjsindustrien advarer nu ligefrem om, at #julen er i #fare.
May 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Sjovt? ... det syntes jeg.

#sjov #humor
April 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Bortset fra at det er en Amerikansk bil og en af de største investorer er Jeff Bezos.
April 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Du kan overveje at blive maler...
April 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
F*ck! .-så blir man jo næsten nødt til at købe en 16-20 stykker af dem! 😉
April 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Højt #blodtryk øger risikoen for at skade hjerte, hjerne, nyrer og andre organer.

#Kalium øger blodårernes smidighed og bidrager til at sænke blodtrykket ved at fremme udskillelsen af #natrium gennem urinen.

Kaliumrige fødevarer er bl.a.:

#bananer
#kartofler
#bønner
#spinat
#avokado

#sundhed
April 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
#Trump: Alle offentlige og private institutioner er forpligtet til at optage og distribuere beskeder, nyheder og dokumenter på VHS. Digitale kommunikationsmidler anses for ugyldige og skal erstattes med VHS bånd, der distribueres via Cybertrucks ...

#fakenews #CouldBeTrueInTheUS
April 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Trade winds turn to fire,
Greed and folly fan the flames,
Ashes coat the earth

#haiku #tradewar
#Trump is a #Fool
April 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Full steam ahead!

A massive ego and a tragic ending, -classic #Titanic vibes.

#Trump #Putin #Idiot
April 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Scott Bessent, the U.S. Treasury Secretary, argues that the current global economic challenges are not solely caused by Trump's policies, meaning: Scott Bessent is a complete idiot.

#USA #Trump #idiot
April 5, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Hvis man gerne vil undgå amerikanske varer, så er her et screenshot til inspiration.

#boykot #boykotusa #boycott #boycottusa
March 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Via en ny SAS service?

#humor #fjollerier #lortenyt
March 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Dirty Haribo

#humor #dadhumor
March 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
De starter med at sparke til bolden... en revolutionerende idé, der virkelig adskiller dem fra alle andre hold
March 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Qvortrup bør nok skifte underbukser lidt oftere...
March 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ny sæson af Paradise Hotel starter lidt sløvt...
March 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
March 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Will You Please Soon Press The Button?
March 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM