That pup! 😍

I’m genuinely confounded as to whether the photo on the right is the self-portrait the OP actually posted or something (AI-generated?) that you, Dan of the Year, added to make fun of him. If the average person can’t tell, that’s probably bad news for how cool he actually looks

Literally! I walked the dogs after work without a jacket yesterday!

ME: Can you help with a very specific thing
THE INTERNET: Here is a totally different thing you didn’t ask for, and here’s why you should have asked for it instead

Apparently developers named it intentionally to trick people into moving here

L'étendard sanglant est levé

Schumer can be first in line. Chop chop

The number of times people have spelled my name wrong in a slack or email when THE CORRECT SPELLING IS RIGHT THERE, otherwise the message would not have reached me…

Thank you, we think so!

Me too! This was after I walked to Safeway in jeans and was TOO HOT

I know it’s not the most important part, but it’s so weird how he always talks about “marks” and “reviews” of people’s behavior, his speeches, etc. Who does he think makes up this imaginary panel of judges?