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Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence
There’s a pattern
January 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
There’s a pattern
Period tracker dropped a yearly wrap of my cycle with this gem at the end. What the hell sure
December 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Period tracker dropped a yearly wrap of my cycle with this gem at the end. What the hell sure
Relieved to find out men still yearn like that
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Relieved to find out men still yearn like that
Was annoying the cat a bit for entertainment purposes. She then went on and vomited on my shoes
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Was annoying the cat a bit for entertainment purposes. She then went on and vomited on my shoes
Post meeting debrief
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Post meeting debrief
Floor tonight
November 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Floor tonight
Videos of wes glouchkov circulating in the girls group chat again
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Videos of wes glouchkov circulating in the girls group chat again
Noticed this book on the coffee table and thought is it really going to be that, and to my surprise - yes - it was mostly that
October 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Noticed this book on the coffee table and thought is it really going to be that, and to my surprise - yes - it was mostly that
My mate said she’d never have guessed I‘ve had really difficult couple of months as I don’t come across as stressed
me next day
me next day
September 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My mate said she’d never have guessed I‘ve had really difficult couple of months as I don’t come across as stressed
me next day
me next day
