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Jesper Weber Mortensen
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What parameters of the game did they dominate, exactly? I think PSG looked fitter, quicker and more dangerous.
March 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hold kæft et cirkustelt de stiller frem i DC.

Diverse retskafne regeringer verden over har min sympati for, at det er sådan nogle mindre bemidlede amerikanske båtnakker, I er tvunget til at agere diplomatiske og servile mod.

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
You can see all they’re thinking of is which of their shithouse-apology they’ll use after they’ve rammed the cart directly into your fucking stupid knee
January 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Erm… he was born in 2008, that’s literally 3 years ago.
January 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Pardon 🙊
December 30, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Huh? Are you on about United? We can't even challenge for tenth - it's honestly gotten to a point where we're looking over our shoulders in the table.
December 30, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Jan Mølby, in the latter stages of last season, was moaning on danish broadcast during a United game that he couldn't wait for half time.

My guy - it's your job, you miserable sod.
November 24, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Can you make a video about the presidential election potentially being re-taken?
November 24, 2024 at 6:59 PM
astonishingly easy to make runs that take our players by surprise & leave them dumbfounded.

- Our fitness is that of a mid-table team. Around 60th minute I was anticipating Ipswich to deflate. They didn't and why's that? It's because this United-team isn't that draining to play against.

2/2
November 24, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I hope to never ever see that central midfield ever again unless we play Biggleswade FC or something. Good God. A snake and a worm has more legs than Eriksen and Case.
November 24, 2024 at 6:43 PM
If you doubt yourself this quickly and intensely... a PL club of United's magnitude isn't for you.

I was at the Liverpool game at OT. He looked defeated already. Should've scored at least one, and was jogging along.

Hope he can turn it around - I was his biggest hypeman.. till he got game time.
November 24, 2024 at 6:38 PM
But I'm not speaking about goal droughts, Musa... You're totally right - great strikers have all had them. I even remember Persie going on a long one, then hugging SAF when he got out of it.

I'm talking about being utterly trembled by terror to a degree that you can't hit water from a kayak.
November 24, 2024 at 6:34 PM
But when it comes to offensive players, confidence is an ability just as well as shooting or having pace. If he's devoid of confidence this easily, he's hardly a world beater in the making.
November 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Almost as if there’s not THAT much ability then…
November 24, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I can’t believe we as species green light killing a fraction of our own planet so we can produce whatever that fucking thing is. We really deserve to be shown the door.
November 23, 2024 at 11:36 PM