Marc Webster
@webding.bsky.social
Liam and his “size 7” (SEVEN) Ciao ball, 1990
June 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Liam and his “size 7” (SEVEN) Ciao ball, 1990
The wife just sent me this with the message “this is you”
It’s absolute nonsense though. I pack n + 1 (where n is the number of nights away), so I actually plan on shitting myself exactly once
It’s absolute nonsense though. I pack n + 1 (where n is the number of nights away), so I actually plan on shitting myself exactly once
June 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The wife just sent me this with the message “this is you”
It’s absolute nonsense though. I pack n + 1 (where n is the number of nights away), so I actually plan on shitting myself exactly once
It’s absolute nonsense though. I pack n + 1 (where n is the number of nights away), so I actually plan on shitting myself exactly once
Did self-scan at Asda. Felt like I was wearing a Blades shirt in the Wendy end
May 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Did self-scan at Asda. Felt like I was wearing a Blades shirt in the Wendy end
Had to listen three times 🍆🤧
April 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Had to listen three times 🍆🤧
Ah, an email from the Sheffield United club shop. 50% off? Lovely. Let’s spend my club cash.
CLICK
First item that comes up: a flammable sleeping bag with arms for 52 (FIFTY-TWO) English Pounds. And that’s half price
Think I’ll be getting socks again
#sufc #bskyblades
CLICK
First item that comes up: a flammable sleeping bag with arms for 52 (FIFTY-TWO) English Pounds. And that’s half price
Think I’ll be getting socks again
#sufc #bskyblades
April 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ah, an email from the Sheffield United club shop. 50% off? Lovely. Let’s spend my club cash.
CLICK
First item that comes up: a flammable sleeping bag with arms for 52 (FIFTY-TWO) English Pounds. And that’s half price
Think I’ll be getting socks again
#sufc #bskyblades
CLICK
First item that comes up: a flammable sleeping bag with arms for 52 (FIFTY-TWO) English Pounds. And that’s half price
Think I’ll be getting socks again
#sufc #bskyblades
April 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Very glad no bouncers searched me last night given I was wandering around Sheffield with a bag of parsnips in my coat (not a euphemism)
April 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Very glad no bouncers searched me last night given I was wandering around Sheffield with a bag of parsnips in my coat (not a euphemism)
Coming up for a year of being reminded of Stephen Bettis every time I open the BBC Sounds app. It’s like having a photo of him in your wallet*
* not saying I haven’t got that as well
* not saying I haven’t got that as well
March 8, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Coming up for a year of being reminded of Stephen Bettis every time I open the BBC Sounds app. It’s like having a photo of him in your wallet*
* not saying I haven’t got that as well
* not saying I haven’t got that as well
My two-year old daughter took one look at this Feathers McGraw toy and declared “Pengy Chick-Chick”
Does this make it a good disguise or a bad disguise?
Does this make it a good disguise or a bad disguise?
February 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
My two-year old daughter took one look at this Feathers McGraw toy and declared “Pengy Chick-Chick”
Does this make it a good disguise or a bad disguise?
Does this make it a good disguise or a bad disguise?
Did you ever bother? Incidentally, found you another lookalike…
February 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Did you ever bother? Incidentally, found you another lookalike…
My sleep-deprived brain just read the name of the Wednesday women’s team as “Swill FC”
January 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
My sleep-deprived brain just read the name of the Wednesday women’s team as “Swill FC”
These mystery Mario Pringles taste of spicy veg, so I’m gonna go with “Salsa, but because it’s Mario themed, they will say it’s Fire Flower”
Admittedly not a very snappy name though
Admittedly not a very snappy name though
January 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
These mystery Mario Pringles taste of spicy veg, so I’m gonna go with “Salsa, but because it’s Mario themed, they will say it’s Fire Flower”
Admittedly not a very snappy name though
Admittedly not a very snappy name though
As someone who generally sticks to use by dates, I’ve given myself a challenge by checking the fridge after tea
January 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
As someone who generally sticks to use by dates, I’ve given myself a challenge by checking the fridge after tea
The usual “spot the lookalike” game has so far only yielded Sally Phillips on harp and Statto from Fantasy Football League playing some sort of woodwind
January 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The usual “spot the lookalike” game has so far only yielded Sally Phillips on harp and Statto from Fantasy Football League playing some sort of woodwind
Time for a January 1st tradition of getting my annual bit of high culture out of the way as early as possible by watching the Vienna New Year’s Day Concert
January 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Time for a January 1st tradition of getting my annual bit of high culture out of the way as early as possible by watching the Vienna New Year’s Day Concert
Day 24. Final confirmation that Beavertown have ruined Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Day 24. Final confirmation that Beavertown have ruined Christmas
Day 23. Another IPA. I’ll allow it
December 24, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Day 23. Another IPA. I’ll allow it
Day 22. The beer word salad continues
December 22, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Day 22. The beer word salad continues
Days 20 and 21. Hazy IPA, fair enough. But ‘botanical black beer’? They’re just chucking words together now
December 22, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Days 20 and 21. Hazy IPA, fair enough. But ‘botanical black beer’? They’re just chucking words together now
Day 19. Nothing says Christmas like a tropical IPA
December 21, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Day 19. Nothing says Christmas like a tropical IPA
Day 18. The cowards are falling back on the safe hands now
December 18, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Day 18. The cowards are falling back on the safe hands now