Neil Cubic Zirconium. Not a band. Deal with it.

Can we judge this book by its cover?

Can you imagine what they’d say about someone who had only completed 1% of the immigration process?

Haley is considering sharing her stick with you.

Are you kidding? When I heard about the Venezuelan strikes, I immediately thought “There must be a picture of him with a two year old if he’s that desperate to pull focus.”

¡Viva los mapaches!

Nothing but net.

Our Ana must be related!

I hope that isn’t Desert Bluffs. They’re terrible.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Fiiiive spi - ro - cheeetes!