Henry (Cool Breeze) Wilson
@weatherdude99.bsky.social
Old Professor from the Smoky Mountains; has read way too many books. Believes history is our future. Can predict the weather & grow better 🍅 than most mortals
Trump loves the numerically illiterate
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Trump loves the numerically illiterate
She’s in Waaaaaaaaay over her head
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
She’s in Waaaaaaaaay over her head
Of Yucatán?
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Of Yucatán?
Do we know the record of the harassing “officers?”
Two to tango
Two to tango
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Do we know the record of the harassing “officers?”
Two to tango
Two to tango
Well that’s grounds for incompetence right there
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Well that’s grounds for incompetence right there
Not “dancing”; sundowning
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Not “dancing”; sundowning
Surely God, not 🙈
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Surely God, not 🙈
{bangs forehead against wall}
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
{bangs forehead against wall}
We’ll have to wait & see if Trump certifies his next trip to the toilet
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
We’ll have to wait & see if Trump certifies his next trip to the toilet
You forgot “poisoned our wells.”
Next headline: “Trump proses pogram for final immigration solution”
Next headline: “Trump proses pogram for final immigration solution”
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You forgot “poisoned our wells.”
Next headline: “Trump proses pogram for final immigration solution”
Next headline: “Trump proses pogram for final immigration solution”
Not sure having Keystone Kash handling security is the flex this obscure “star” thinks it is.
Pack your own heat, Honey
Pack your own heat, Honey
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Not sure having Keystone Kash handling security is the flex this obscure “star” thinks it is.
Pack your own heat, Honey
Pack your own heat, Honey
There’s no border within 500 miles of Charlotte; Border Patrol has no jurisdiction there
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
There’s no border within 500 miles of Charlotte; Border Patrol has no jurisdiction there
“Surroundings?” He’s sundowning fast
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
“Surroundings?” He’s sundowning fast
Unless it’s illegal
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Unless it’s illegal
But who will rake the leaves? 😢
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
But who will rake the leaves? 😢
Good God—all is lost
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Good God—all is lost
As well as intensely self-destructive. What the fu*k are we doing?
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
As well as intensely self-destructive. What the fu*k are we doing?
We are getting super mobilized down here in Tennessee, and the Dem candidate‘s poll numbers are steadily climbing; boost her up 5 or 6 more points & we’ll get the upset!
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
We are getting super mobilized down here in Tennessee, and the Dem candidate‘s poll numbers are steadily climbing; boost her up 5 or 6 more points & we’ll get the upset!
Don’t get carried away: Marge might be a little smarter than Trump, but so is any random hamster. In any case, she’s a soulless, brainless opportunist
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Don’t get carried away: Marge might be a little smarter than Trump, but so is any random hamster. In any case, she’s a soulless, brainless opportunist
And the answer is “trained altar boys,” you prevert
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
And the answer is “trained altar boys,” you prevert
Resign. And bring your toothbrush
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Resign. And bring your toothbrush
This petty tyrant is nothing but a very bad joke; go home & play with your toy soldiers, you little creep
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This petty tyrant is nothing but a very bad joke; go home & play with your toy soldiers, you little creep