i use my power for evil deeds, sometimes

i also have a yoda and a jarjar binks :)

this delights me beyond all measure <3

put my phone in my shallow pocket a second time)
and I have to do all this over again in a couple days bc the caulk ran out with five inches left to go 😂

and redo the caulking around the seals and the edges of the roof, and things like furnace vents and sky lights (bc rain is a bastard)
so I climbed up once (dropped my phone), realized I forgot, of all things, something to cut the caulk nozzle with. climbed up again (did not learn my lesson, +

for reasons not nearly as fun or entertaining as the time I had to break into my own house when both my roommate (at the time) and I both forgot our keys lol
so I currently live in a trailer (the rv kind), and every couple months you have to climb up (a pain in the ass, not for the weak willed) +

yeah, i'm all good!! i just forgot that my pockets aren't very deep twice in a row while clambering up my stupid rv ladder lmaooo

i could NOT have handled a broken phone with grace and maturity

i specifically have a mirror on my desk so i can use my own hands for reference all the time looool

i've recently seen the otter meat episode. highlight of my entire golden kamuy experience so far to be sure

the disgusted faces asirpa makes is a solid 25% of my enjoyment ngl

never beating the homosexual allegations

me: oh i think these guys got a little 💁‍♂️ when they were in the trenches
the show looking me dead in the eye: look at me. no, don't look away. look at me. look at me. they have absolutely explored mens bodies and they didn't even have to be in the trenches

EXACTLY. EXACTLY. YOU UNDERSTAND.