Weasel(Jack Hammer)
@weaselnes.bsky.social
Weasel, Deadpool's Tech, Nerd, Gamer, Hacker, Techie, etc etc...
You aren't writing this, Wade.
Leave.
#MVRP, #MarvelRP
Penned by Spud(30+) Character is low 20s.
You aren't writing this, Wade.
Leave.
#MVRP, #MarvelRP
Penned by Spud(30+) Character is low 20s.
Pinned
"Wade... I know you're bleeding, but can you get out of the way of the TV, Stargate SG-1 is on."
"... Up up down down left right left right B A Start."
August 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"... Up up down down left right left right B A Start."
"... Well then I guess we're watching Battlestar Galactica because Doctor Who is British... but alright fine, Casino."
" Weasel I swear you are going to rehab tonight . All that shit is not normal to say !
As long as it's not British . I'll watch it then .
My Little Pony is decent but why not Casino ? "
As long as it's not British . I'll watch it then .
My Little Pony is decent but why not Casino ? "
"If the Spiders can do their multiversal shit that means Doctor Who is real.
Why don't you watch one or two episodes with me?
We can watch My Little Pony after."
Why don't you watch one or two episodes with me?
We can watch My Little Pony after."
July 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"... Well then I guess we're watching Battlestar Galactica because Doctor Who is British... but alright fine, Casino."
"If the Spiders can do their multiversal shit that means Doctor Who is real.
Why don't you watch one or two episodes with me?
We can watch My Little Pony after."
Why don't you watch one or two episodes with me?
We can watch My Little Pony after."
" Are you smoking too much meth as of late ? Weasel , I'm coming over and smashing your television . "
"... I'm telling you the truth. It's like... a multitool for hacking, unlocking, scanning shit, there's a lot there."
July 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"If the Spiders can do their multiversal shit that means Doctor Who is real.
Why don't you watch one or two episodes with me?
We can watch My Little Pony after."
Why don't you watch one or two episodes with me?
We can watch My Little Pony after."
"... I'm telling you the truth. It's like... a multitool for hacking, unlocking, scanning shit, there's a lot there."
" Are you sassing me off right now ? ! "
July 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"... I'm telling you the truth. It's like... a multitool for hacking, unlocking, scanning shit, there's a lot there."
"... It doesn't have anything to do with Sega."
" You are not going to tell me that a screwdriver about that hedgehog is fantastic . Live in the real world , Weasel ! "
"... The Sonic Screwdriver is fantastic and I will die on this hill."
July 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"... It doesn't have anything to do with Sega."
"... The Sonic Screwdriver is fantastic and I will die on this hill."
" Weasel . Come over now so I can shove you in the box . "
"... A Doctor Who reason."
July 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"... The Sonic Screwdriver is fantastic and I will die on this hill."
"... Popcorn and science fiction is a peak combination and I won't be told otherwise."
July 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"... Popcorn and science fiction is a peak combination and I won't be told otherwise."
"... A Doctor Who reason."
" Weasel . I swear to fucking God if you are making this for a Star Trek reference . . . "
"... References."
July 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"... A Doctor Who reason."
"I mean if I had billions of dollars like Stark, I'd do a lot of shit."
July 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"I mean if I had billions of dollars like Stark, I'd do a lot of shit."
"... I have an idea, but the whole thing with the Stargate was that it was built multiple places you know? So I'd have to build multiples and place them on other worlds and then connect them."
He crosses his arms.
"It'd be easier to make like a beacon to draw in visitors."
He crosses his arms.
"It'd be easier to make like a beacon to draw in visitors."
July 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"... I have an idea, but the whole thing with the Stargate was that it was built multiple places you know? So I'd have to build multiples and place them on other worlds and then connect them."
He crosses his arms.
"It'd be easier to make like a beacon to draw in visitors."
He crosses his arms.
"It'd be easier to make like a beacon to draw in visitors."
"... It's an art piece. I thought about making it function but... Do you really want the possibility of random aliens just visiting out of the blue?"
He scratches his neck.
"Wade might just shoot them."
He scratches his neck.
"Wade might just shoot them."
July 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
"... It's an art piece. I thought about making it function but... Do you really want the possibility of random aliens just visiting out of the blue?"
He scratches his neck.
"Wade might just shoot them."
He scratches his neck.
"Wade might just shoot them."
"... Picture reasons. You know I could make a decent Daniel Jackson if I decked out in costume."
July 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
"... Picture reasons. You know I could make a decent Daniel Jackson if I decked out in costume."
"I'm not, I just built a Stargate out of Legos. I don't want to destroy it with exploding tech."
July 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
"I'm not, I just built a Stargate out of Legos. I don't want to destroy it with exploding tech."
"Do not stop me from improving my tech. It can be better."
July 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"Do not stop me from improving my tech. It can be better."
"... References."
" Bro why . "
"... I am working on my teleporter."
July 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
"... References."
"... I am working on my teleporter."
July 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"... I am working on my teleporter."
"... Nothing is wrong... I'm watching a marathon."
July 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"... Nothing is wrong... I'm watching a marathon."
"Another win for Time Crisis."
July 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"Another win for Time Crisis."
"I was correct in saying that Lightgun Games could improve your accuracy."
July 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
"I was correct in saying that Lightgun Games could improve your accuracy."
"I am owed an apology."
July 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
"I am owed an apology."
"... You're lucky you can't get a cease and desist for that now."
July 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"... You're lucky you can't get a cease and desist for that now."
"... Wade lies, he'll be here for an eternity."
July 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"... Wade lies, he'll be here for an eternity."
He's watching Stargate SG-1.
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July 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
He's watching Stargate SG-1.
"... There's more than one Deadpool, I know the multiverse theory bullshit is real."
July 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"... There's more than one Deadpool, I know the multiverse theory bullshit is real."
"... Wade and I have a unique... standing.
Wade is Wade.
And I'm an introvert who only really goes out for conventions or to fuck with someone...
Or go buy more Energy Drinks and Pizza Rolls.
And yes... Frozen Chimichangas."
Wade is Wade.
And I'm an introvert who only really goes out for conventions or to fuck with someone...
Or go buy more Energy Drinks and Pizza Rolls.
And yes... Frozen Chimichangas."
July 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"... Wade and I have a unique... standing.
Wade is Wade.
And I'm an introvert who only really goes out for conventions or to fuck with someone...
Or go buy more Energy Drinks and Pizza Rolls.
And yes... Frozen Chimichangas."
Wade is Wade.
And I'm an introvert who only really goes out for conventions or to fuck with someone...
Or go buy more Energy Drinks and Pizza Rolls.
And yes... Frozen Chimichangas."