Derf Grundle
@weaponfighterx.bsky.social
Born in a butthole. Raised in an ass. He/him
Doom fire imp in blue jeans
September 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Doom fire imp in blue jeans
Horrorcore Rick Ross-"I think I'm Big Lurch"
June 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Horrorcore Rick Ross-"I think I'm Big Lurch"
Took a swig of beer and it went up my nose and I sneezed it out
May 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Took a swig of beer and it went up my nose and I sneezed it out
I don't think I could tell David Yow from Werner Herzog
May 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I don't think I could tell David Yow from Werner Herzog
Weed gummies taste too good and regular gummies don't taste good enough
April 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Weed gummies taste too good and regular gummies don't taste good enough
Every oldhead punk reissue, comeback album, documentary, book, etc. is ruined with this font
April 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Every oldhead punk reissue, comeback album, documentary, book, etc. is ruined with this font
Coworker pronounced Jarritos "waritos" like it's this guy
April 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Coworker pronounced Jarritos "waritos" like it's this guy
Seeing myself in the background of the CAPTCHA
April 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Seeing myself in the background of the CAPTCHA
🎶heeeeeyyyyy I came to pay the roofer
But he fell off and died!🎶
But he fell off and died!🎶
March 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
🎶heeeeeyyyyy I came to pay the roofer
But he fell off and died!🎶
But he fell off and died!🎶
I got too high and caffeinated in Berkeley and had to hold back a panic attack while walking to BART. I'm basically Crimpshrine.
March 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I got too high and caffeinated in Berkeley and had to hold back a panic attack while walking to BART. I'm basically Crimpshrine.
Why I don't remember most of the 90's
March 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Why I don't remember most of the 90's
In 2025, every farmer's market has a vendor named "Ravenwood Curiosities" and, in lieu of produce, they sell 3D printed Bulbasaurs.
March 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
In 2025, every farmer's market has a vendor named "Ravenwood Curiosities" and, in lieu of produce, they sell 3D printed Bulbasaurs.
Toilet seat held on by magnets
March 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Toilet seat held on by magnets
Arnold. OG New York legend. I remember hanging around Gerald Field, smoking angel dust with Eugene, Eddie Leeway, and Rick Ta Life. We took shit from nobody. RIP Stoop Kid.
March 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Arnold. OG New York legend. I remember hanging around Gerald Field, smoking angel dust with Eugene, Eddie Leeway, and Rick Ta Life. We took shit from nobody. RIP Stoop Kid.
We still saying Eve Fartlow on here?
March 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We still saying Eve Fartlow on here?
It's called a taint cuz taint nothin there
March 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's called a taint cuz taint nothin there
Pondering the universal rundle
March 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Pondering the universal rundle
Kinda forgot about this website. Sup?
March 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Kinda forgot about this website. Sup?
Blackout drunk sayin "taxonomy"
March 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Blackout drunk sayin "taxonomy"
I hit the bong runnin
August 14, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I hit the bong runnin
Oriental Trading catalog bulk chillums
July 6, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Oriental Trading catalog bulk chillums
Ricky Martin met a girl that's into astrology and was like "black cats and voodoo dolls"
June 20, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Ricky Martin met a girl that's into astrology and was like "black cats and voodoo dolls"
Fuckin unemployment office calling me at 8am. What don't you understand about me being unemployed??? Call me at 3.
June 7, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Fuckin unemployment office calling me at 8am. What don't you understand about me being unemployed??? Call me at 3.
Whattup, I'm unemployed baby!
May 30, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Whattup, I'm unemployed baby!