xmas edit dan
@weallhatedanny.bsky.social
#hamiltonhangers
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diary, vent, anything i want it to be.
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https://captaincowardusopp.straw.page/
if you don't know my main don't go searching for it.
diary, vent, anything i want it to be.
blah blah any label
https://captaincowardusopp.straw.page/
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Danta claus in da shed.
call me Captain Christmas.
he
im a jolly fella
call me Captain Christmas.
he
im a jolly fella
Reposted by xmas edit dan
i cannot. read lips. i need people to stop mouthing things at me and then get annoyed when i can’t understand them im sorry it looks like you’re just opening and closing your mouth like a fish🥹
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i cannot. read lips. i need people to stop mouthing things at me and then get annoyed when i can’t understand them im sorry it looks like you’re just opening and closing your mouth like a fish🥹
why is he doing this 🙏
a cartoon character with dreadlocks and a purple vest is laughing
ALT: a cartoon character with dreadlocks and a purple vest is laughing
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December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
why is he doing this 🙏
I need him.
a cartoon character with dreadlocks and chains around his neck is smiling
ALT: a cartoon character with dreadlocks and chains around his neck is smiling
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December 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I need him.
am I terrible… or am I terrible.
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
am I terrible… or am I terrible.
He’s a spiritual gooner /silly
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
He’s a spiritual gooner /silly
Nvm Im scared and paranoid… Dan is not and NEVER GONNS EVEN TOUCH HIMDELF WITH HIS HANDS
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Nvm Im scared and paranoid… Dan is not and NEVER GONNS EVEN TOUCH HIMDELF WITH HIS HANDS
Because I do. Goodbye again
It’s like I wanna go again
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Because I do. Goodbye again
It’s like I wanna go again
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It’s like I wanna go again
Holy shit.. I love jerking off
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Holy shit.. I love jerking off
And you that I know that you know that you’re mine. And imma play with that pussy like I play with you’re mind /lyr
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
And you that I know that you know that you’re mine. And imma play with that pussy like I play with you’re mind /lyr
I’m gonna go wank now❤️
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I’m gonna go wank now❤️
Lowkey all my oomfies tuff
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Lowkey all my oomfies tuff
HELP
Yes, please.
I’m gonna contain you in a cage
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
HELP
eather bunny: smile…
Luff: LET ME GO!
Acth: this isn’t funny anytmor
Luff: LET ME GO!
Acth: this isn’t funny anytmor
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
eather bunny: smile…
Luff: LET ME GO!
Acth: this isn’t funny anytmor
Luff: LET ME GO!
Acth: this isn’t funny anytmor
STOP
WHY AREN'T YOU PREGNANT. OUR QUADRUPLETS! FUCK!!
a bald man wearing glasses is looking at a cell phone in a kitchen .
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses is looking at a cell phone in a kitchen .
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December 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
STOP
Don’t be racist, I am a building
a cartoon character says " don t be racist , i am a building "
ALT: a cartoon character says " don t be racist , i am a building "
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December 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Don’t be racist, I am a building
Ohhhhhhhhh ok. so you hate me and want to kill me
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Ohhhhhhhhh ok. so you hate me and want to kill me
I have a blunt sitting next to me.. I really want to smoke it but my moms home
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I have a blunt sitting next to me.. I really want to smoke it but my moms home
Oh my days I genuinely shivered
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Oh my days I genuinely shivered
Sometimes it pains me how retarded i am
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sometimes it pains me how retarded i am
Having this type of shit is like an organism. Idc how cold it is I need my sno-balls
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Having this type of shit is like an organism. Idc how cold it is I need my sno-balls
Bruh I didn’t get ziggys shit right but wtv
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Bruh I didn’t get ziggys shit right but wtv