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Weaian
@weaian.bsky.social
hat man in more ways than one

inventor of the thought loop
Pinned
what about the bugs in my skin
the voices are gone
March 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
DAAMMMMMNNN ‼️

the bugs are back
December 16, 2024 at 4:07 AM
i don’t know anymore
December 1, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I should run for the House of Representatives. I have the credentials
November 30, 2024 at 10:41 PM
listening to phonk:; knitting balaclava for my pet earthworm, joe . stylish
November 30, 2024 at 10:37 PM
call me a succulent, , cause Im green and pointy. This post was sponsored by Brilliant
November 30, 2024 at 10:34 PM
aw shucks., rat man took my food again. im thankful for Benadryl™
November 29, 2024 at 6:36 AM
i fear no man . i fear the homunculus !!
November 28, 2024 at 9:14 PM
[ insert thirst trap here ]. kowabunga ! !
November 28, 2024 at 8:00 PM
* * A S C E R T A I N T H E C O N T E N T S O F M Y B I O * *
November 28, 2024 at 6:54 PM
you should watch
elon musks “pig scandal”
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 PM
they told me the libe rals would be here. , hello!? have a nice day
November 28, 2024 at 4:09 PM
i will claim the mandate of heaven. begone
November 28, 2024 at 3:53 PM
sir get out from under the blankie
November 28, 2024 at 4:23 AM
straight up GLORPED rn: gemme behind the whee el of a motor automobile
November 28, 2024 at 4:10 AM
me, ,oozing from underneath the doorframe like the gloopy ghost 👻 i am:

“buy my shitcoin $GHSTCN price only goes up”

*dramatic string orchestration*
November 28, 2024 at 4:03 AM
i am the antichrist !

send this to your friends on the interwebs
November 28, 2024 at 3:49 AM
singularity this,. singularity that. singularideez nuts
November 27, 2024 at 11:48 PM
wait just a minute., this isn’t reddit
November 27, 2024 at 11:35 PM
it’s wacky wednesday (for those of us still with a soul)
November 27, 2024 at 10:55 PM
ameri ca
a red white and blue flag with a star in the middle
ALT: a red white and blue flag with a star in the middle
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2024 at 10:35 PM
my wiener is a tesseract, , sent her straight to the 4th spatial dimension
November 27, 2024 at 10:32 PM
i rose from a peat bog and started the Cold War
November 27, 2024 at 10:18 PM
im the only one that’s real
November 27, 2024 at 9:16 PM
i am eating exactly 32 almonds
November 27, 2024 at 9:03 PM