This is literally how I learned that there's been a 15% drop in the price of an internet currency, presumably wiping out hundreds of millions of dollars of wealth. We do not live in a serious time.

God Damn dude.

How does that child simultaneously communicate that they know they are crushing it, but also feel a little embarrassed and put upon?

It's very funny that European civilization has been obliged to treat one set of bronze-age mideastern creation myths as unassailable historical facts because we have absolutely zero chill and need everything to be literal and correct.

This feels like the correct take on thie situation.

I am encountering this as well. Very disconcerting to suddenly be getting 5X the email notifications early on a Saturday morning.

That's not what he said.

Is that good?